Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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(NAME): You kidnapped Cherry? That's illegal!
JOE: But (Y/n), what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Cherry, or destroying our dreams?
(NAME): Kidnapping Cherry, Joe!!!
REKI: (Y/n), listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
(NAME): What, to kidnap people?!?!
REKI: To work together!
(NAME): TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
LANGA: (Y/n), we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

(NAME): That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
REKI: To the city?
(NAME): Yeah, no matter what!
LANGA: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
(NAME): I... I don't know!
CHERRY: Oh come off it, be serious!
(NAME): I am serious!
CHERRY: You're insane!
JOE: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
(NAME): What???
JOE: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
CHERRY: *panicked* YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

(NAME): There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
CHERRY: Have everyone stand.
JOE: Bring three more chairs!
REKI: The most important ones can sit down.
MIYA: Kill three.

(NAME): I'm an idiot.
MIYA:
JOE:
REKI:
LANGA:
(NAME):
CHERRY: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

(NAME): We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
CHERRY: ... Your what?
(NAME): My friends.
JOE: Are they saying "friends"?
REKI: I think they're being sarcastic.
LANGA: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, (Y/n) All of your friends are in this room.
(NAME): I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

(NAME): Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
CHERRY: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
(NAME): Three of us saw it, Cherry. How do you explain that?
CHERRY: *points at Reki* Sleep deprivation. *points at Langa* Paranoia. *points at Joe* Delusional personality disorder.

(NAME): Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
REKI: Tubular AF!
LANGA: Mood to the max!
CHERRY: *annoyed* Groovy, I hate it.
JOE: *just as annoyed* If she breathes, she's a square.

(NAME): You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
CHERRY: Several traffic violations.
JOE: Three counts of resisting arrest.
REKI: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
LANGA: Also, that's not our car.

(NAME): Looking left cause you don't treat me right
LANGA: Looking right because you left
JOE: Looking up cause you let me down
REKI: Looking down cause you fucked up
CHERRY: What is wrong with you guys

(NAME): *trying to convince Joe to join the group* You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
CHERRY: And loud!
LANGA: And grumpy!
REKI: And oblivious to reality!
JOE:

(NAME): Are we really going to let Joe keep Miya?
CHERRY: We kept Reki.

(NAME): We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Joe will and will not eat.
REKI: Grass? Yes!
(NAME): Moss? Yes!!
REKI: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
(NAME): Shoelaces? Strange but true!
REKI: Worms? Sometimes!
(NAME): Rocks? Usually nah.
REKI: Twigs? Usually!
(NAME): Cherry's cooking? Inconclusive!
LANGA: How did you... test this?
(NAME): You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
LANGA: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
CHERRY: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

(NAME): I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
CHERRY: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
MIYA: I recorded the dumb stuff.
REKI: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
LANGA: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

(NAME): Nothing in life is free.
LANGA: Love is free!
JOE: Adventure is free.
CHERRY: Knowledge is free.
REKI: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

(NAME): Why is Cherry so sad?
MIYA: They took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
(NAME): And...?
CHERRY: He got Joe.

(NAME): I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
REKI: Put spaghetti in it.
(NAME): I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
JOE: Put spaghetti in it.
(NAME): I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
MIYA: Put spaghetti in it.
(NAME): I'm no longer taking suggestions.

(NAME): I think Miya was right.
CHERRY: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
JOE: They wouldn't do that.
MIYA: You're right, Joe. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
MIYA: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Miya Told You So' on the back*

(NAME): *about Cherry* Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
JOE: Are we stealing them?
MIYA: New or used?
(NAME): Wonderful responses, both of you.

(NAME): You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
CHERRY: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
JOE: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
MIYA: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

(NAME): Wake me up...
CHERRY: Before you go go!
JOE: When September ends...
MIYA: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

(NAME): Hah! 69! You know what that means?
MIYA: What?
CHERRY: That you're a child.
JOE: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

JOE: I just ended a four year relationship.
MIYA: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
JOE: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*(Y/n) and Cherry fighting from across the room*

CHERRY: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
MIYA: Plane tickets?
JOE: Concert tickets?
(NAME): Prostitution?
CHERRY: *holding their broken frames* Glasses.

(NAME): Tonight, one of you will betray us.
CHERRY: Is it me, (Y/n)?
(NAME): No, it's not you.
JOE: Is it me, (Y/n)?
(NAME): It's not you either.
ADAM: Is it me, (Y/n)?
(NAME):
(NAME): *mockingly* Is IT mE (Y/n)?

(NAME): Listen, I can explain...
CHERRY: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
JOE: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
MIYA: You guys are getting paid?

*(Y/n)'s helping Cherry out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
JOE: How does Cherry look?
MIYA: A little better than you, actually.