Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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(NAME): Have you seen a person named 'Miya' around here?
JOE: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
CHERRY: It looks fine to me?
JOE: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
(NAME): Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
MIYA: You're in a prison cell :)
JOE: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
MIYA: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
CHERRY: I got a 1!
MIYA: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

(NAME): Can I be frank with you guys?
MIYA: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
JOE: Can I still be Joe?
CHERRY: Shh, let Frank speak.

(NAME): *banging on the door* MIYA! Open up!
MIYA: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
JOE: No, they meant-
CHERRY: Let them finish.

*(Y/n), Miya, and Joe are sitting on a bench*
CHERRY: Why do you guys look so sad?
(NAME): Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Cherry sits down*
MIYA: The bench is freshly painted.

(NAME): Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
CHERRY: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
JOE: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

(NAME): *holding a python* Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
CHERRY: You did WHAT–
JOE: William Snakepeare

(NAME): We need a distraction.
CHERRY: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
REKI: *whispering* My time has come

MIYA: We need to get through this locked door. Joe, give me your credit card.
JOE: Here.
MIYA: *pocketing it* Thanks. (Y/n), kick down the door.

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
(NAME): *joking* Cherry's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
CHERRY: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
CHERRY: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
CHERRY: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
JOE: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
CHERRY: YEAH, JOE. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH JOE. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
CHERRY: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
(NAME): *Cracking up*
CHERRY: YEAH, JOE. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
CHERRY: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
JOE:
(NAME): Okaaay-
CHERRY: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
(NAME): Maybe fire? Fire type?
JOE: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?CHERRY: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea (Y/n) I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
CHERRY: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
JOE: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
CHERRY: *voice dripping with contempt* The same Blastoise...

JOE: Hey Cherry,
CHERRY: Yes?
JOE: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
CHERRY:
CHERRY: Where's Miya?

(NAME): *negotiating with Cherry* We have Joe. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
JOE: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
(NAME):
JOE: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
(NAME): JOE STOP

(NAME): How's the sexiest person here~?
CHERRY: I don't know, how are they~?
(NAME): *flustered* I-
JOE: *from across the room* I'm doing great, thanks!

(NAME): What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
LANGA: The car takes a screenshot.
MIYA: For the last time, get the fuck out.

(NAME): They stole from me first!
CHERRY: Mhm.
(NAME): Stole my heart...
JOE: It is still illegal to commit murder.

(NAME): You have to apologize to Shadow
MIYA: Fine.
MIYA: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

(NAME): *trying to ask Cherry out* Would you like to stay for dinner?
JOE: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

(NAME): Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
CHERRY: We got spring water
(NAME): NO.
JOE: with EXTRA minerals
CHERRY: it's like licking a stalagmite
(NAME): DON'T COME HOME.
JOE: Mmmmm cave water

(NAME): I know you snuck out last night, Cherry.
JOE: Play dumb!
CHERRY: Who's Cherry?
JOE: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

(NAME): In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
CHERRY: *turning to Joe* How tall are you?

(NAME): I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
CHERRY: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
(NAME): Yes!
JOE: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

(NAME): Cherry, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
CHERRY: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later
(NAME): Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask JOE.

(NAME): What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
CHERRY: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
JOE: Smad.

(NAME): If you had to choose between Cherry and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
JOE: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
CHERRY: JOE!
(NAME): 63 cents.
JOE: I'll take the money.
CHERRY: JOE!!!

(NAME): Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
CHERRY: (Y/n) no.
JOE: Mistlefoe.
CHERRY: Please stop encouraging them.