Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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*THE MARRIED IDIOTS*

JOE
I wanna run mt fingers through
your hair
I wanna be with you
I miss you

(NAME)
mt fingers👁👄👁

CHERRY
mountain made entirely
of fingers

JOE
ok
listen-

(NAME)
dhmu tryna find Mt. Fingers

—

*CHERRY🌸💕*

CHERRY
honey
sugar
pumpkin
cupcake
puddin
the longer you're offline the
weirder names I'll call you
cereal
room temperature milk
nandos
cold McDonald's fries

—

*JOE🍵💞*

JOE
I want to kiss you
everywhere

(NAME)
EVERYWHERE?!

JOE
Mmmhmmm

(NAME)
Omaha, Nebraska?
Springfield, Ohio?
Red Lobster?

JOE
stop😭

(NAME)
AT YOUR RESTAURANT😏

JOE
I mean-

—

(This one is directed at people who are capable of giving birth)

*THE MARRIED IDIOTS*

CHERRY
hi :)

JOE
hey babes

(NAME)
Hey I have present for you guys :3

CHERRY
ooo what is it 🤔

(NAME)
You'll see in 9 months😏

JOE
cool, so did you like order
it overseas?

(NAME)
-.-

CHERRY
Kojiro...?

JOE
oh wait-

(NAME)
Kaoru we married an idiot💃

JOE
(Y/N)!!!

CHERRY
our idiot

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*THE THREE DROPOUTS*

LANGA
Ughhh having enough
food to drink is so hard :(
wait

REKI
What did I just read?!

LANGA
did I just say enough food
to drink?!

REKI
yes

LANGA
WTF

(NAME)
Langa honey,
You are so weird T^T