This is something i randomly thought of and made me laugh: basically all the dudes I write for (+ Corpse Husband cos he doesnt want his fans writing fics for him) if they were all in a room together. (let's just say rattlesnake jake is in his human form if he had one)
Mando: *leans on the wall in the corner, one hand on blaster, glares at Drake*
Corpse Husband: *is precious, praises Bingus in his head*
Drake Merwin: *smoulders from corner opposite Mando, cracks whip hand ominously*
BBC Sherlock: *deduces stuff about everyone but doesn't show off because I told him to try not to*
Bucky Barnes: *checks his gun is still where it is, wonders where Steve is*
Rattlesnake Jake: *pulls hat lower over eyes and loudly clicks the safety off his Gatling gun*
Finnick Odair, Luke Castellan and Newt: *make an alliance called the Triple Blonde even though Finnick's hair is more bronze than blonde*
Me: *walks in* Hey boys
*Them all at the same time*
Mando: Su cuy'gar, cyar'ika
Corpse: whaddup baby *laughs nervously and wonders why most of the people in the room are armed or have weird reddish whip like appendages*
Drake: *shark grin* 'sup babe *sees Corpse looking at whip and waves at him with it*
Sherlock: sothesepeopleareveryinterestingandi'mnotsurethatthoseone'sarefullyhuman *points at Drake and Rattlesnake Jake* butideducedthatthey -
Bucky: hey doll *crosses arms so everyone sees his muscles bulging*
Rattlsnake Jake: baby, can i kill that one? *aims gun at Sherlock*
Finnick: hey hon *grins, munches on sugarcube*
Luke: i like these two, who are they? *points at finn and newt*
Newt: hey love *snatches one of finn's sugarcubes and eats it*
Me: *chuckles as soon as the noise dies down*
The boys: *looking at each other* THE FUCK?
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Random Simp Book (one shots, imagines, etc.)
FanfictionIncludes: Newt, Finnick Odair, Drake Merwin, Aristotle Adamo aka. Armo, Bucky Barnes, Yin Nezha, Deadpool, Sherlock, Alastor, Striker, Jake Sully, Welcome to my multifandom book! Most likely none of the characters belong to me so yay.
