god i wish i was dead

chapter 13 because i'm finally back

galaxy the fish, snazzy the cat, lamp the lamp, and clementine and marissa the moths had been on their journey for quite a while now. footsteps, pawprints, and whatever the fuck the moths and fish leave behind littered the snow behind them. chill air blew in their faces and fluttered four wings. galaxy was on snazzy's back bc the little stupid head lied about being able to walk to seem cooler so now they have to flop over snazzy back like a little weirdo

"mari who the fuck did you kill" clementine finally spoke, her breath coming out in a foggy puff.marissa winced at the words.

"well . . . there was a boy who would bully me and take my lunch money :( so i stabbed him with a steak knife multiple times," marissa continued flying like a 3 year old bc she was so high. clementine nodded.

"i would 100 percent do that too" lamp said. clementine nodded more aggressively now that she knew he was agreedinf with mari. anything for lamp.

"do u still have the steak knife" snazzy asked. marissa nodded and pulled a knife out of literally nowhere.

"you absolute dumbass you could have stabbed them and we wouldn't be dying out here" galaxy said.

"you chose to come ok be quiet" marissa said. clementine sighed and lamp ignored the comment. the snow suddenly seemed too cold, the air too fluid, galaxy too right. mari could have saved them all by stabbing the people like she did with the bully

marissa turned back around and started flying speedily in the direction they were going away from. "what the hell are you doing du,bass?"

"going to go stab the people bc i can" everyone politely applauded marissa's very brave decision and ran after her. they were going to go be their own hero's and save themselves from the weird guys.

"i've always wanted to stab someone" lamp said

"i've always wanted to commit arson" clementine replied.

"let's do both." snazzy said. everyone stopped moving and applauded him too and then they started running again. galaxy flopped weirdly and snazzy used his rainbow tail to secure her in place like a seatbelt. they were a weird bunch, but they were going to go and do crimes, which made them cool.

clementine's hand wove it's way into lamps. snazzy' little cat hairs got stuck under galaxy's fins. and mari was a loner LMAOOOOOOO

IM BACK WHORES THSNK ME FORE THE NEW CHAPTER