EXO Jokes & Scenarios

EXO's Reaction [Scenario #2]

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EXO Jokes & Scenarios [2]

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–EXO when cooking–

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Kris: *chopping onions* Shit! WHERE THE HECK IS KYUNGSOO?! *sniffs* *wipe tears* I can't do this anymore! T__T *walkout* That is DEFINITELY not my style!

Baekhyun: *put 5 cups of pepper and salt on his dish* Guys, am I doing it right? *taste his dish* Uhm, d-did I put too much salt? (*_*)?

Luhan: *looking for some vegies inside the fridge* I think we don't have vegetables here! *smile then get some packs of instant ramen* Let's just eat ramen, shall we? *smiles*

Kai: *walk towards D.O* I wanna eat chicken. *puppy eyes with a pout* Can you please cook it? pretty please?

D.O: *rolled eyes* Cook it yourself! you dog! *walkout*

Kai: Whaaa! D.O waeeee?! *follow D.O* TToTT

(A/N: That's what you get Kai! Hoho! D.O's still mad at you! Huahua! *u*)

Chanyeol: *derp face* Hahaha! Two hours has passed but the water's not yet boiling! KYUNGSOO! HELP ME HERE! Whahaha!! *derp*

Baekhyun: *walk towards Chanyeol* What's your problem?

Chanyeol: *derp* The water's not yet boiling. I think it's not normal! Hahaha! *derp face*

Baekhyun: *checks the stove then look at Chanyeol* you're the one who's not normal! (-.-) the stove's not turned-on, you stupid! (=__=)

D.O: *death glare* I don't wanna cook. I'm not in the mood! *walkout*

Kai: Waee?! *emotes* TToTT

Xiumin: Uhm, guys! I'm on a diet, so... I will not eat! *proudly smile*

Luhan: O__O what?! Are you sure?!

Xiumin: W-well, maybe I'll eat... j-just a little! But still, I WON'T COOK!

Sehun: *run towards Luhan* I'll just eat ramen! Hehe! *smiles* ^__^

Suho: *put back all the kitchen things to it's rightful places* I don't wanna cook, let's just order pizza. *smiles*

EXO: *stares at Suho*

Suho: *signs* Okey fine! my treat! (_ _ ")

Lay: No need! I'm done cooking... Here! *place the dish on the table* Taste it guys. *smiles*

EXO: *eyes twinkled* really?! *run towards the table then taste Lay's dish*

Kris: *vomits* Ack! W-What the heck is this?! *face paled* @.,@

Suho: *run towards the sink* Jeez! What kind of food is that?! *vomits* >,.<

D.O: W-Why did you put vinegar and fish sauce in a chicken soup?! Ack! (>o<)

Lay: *shock* Oh gosh! I forgot! >__<

Tao: Guys! I'll just go outside okey? *smiles* don't worry i'll be back shortly! ^u^

Lay: why? you're not gonna eat? O_o?

Tao: Uhm, yes I will! *smiles* That's why i'm going outside. *smile innocently*

Kris: *raised eyebrow* Seriously, what are you trying to do? *cross arms*

Tao: *scratched his head* I'm gonna order our foods! ^__^

Suho: and? O_o?

Tao: and you, Suho hyung will pay for it! ^__^ right umma?

Suho: *sign* alright. Fine! (_ _ ")

Baekhyun: *tries to turn on the stove* Aissh! Yah Chanyeol! What did you do to this?! It's not working?! *death glare*

Chanyeol: *derp smile* I didn't do anything. Hahaha! I don't know how to use that, that's why I didn't turned it on. *derp*

Baekhyun: *facepalm* Oh jeez Chanyeol! You're so stupid. *sign*

Chen: Whahaha!! You're both idiots! *laugh hard* That stove will never work cause I have the gas! Hahaha! *runs away*

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