EXO Jokes & Scenarios

EXO's Scenario [Sexy Dress]

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EXO-M's reaction when you wear a sexy dress

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Kris: *pissed* Why the f*ck are you wearing that thin piece of crap? We're going out babe! *pinches the bridge of his nose* God! Why do you have to be so sexy? Tsk.

Lay: Baby, you can't wear dresses like that. I won't allow it. *smiles cheekily* Come here. I'll pick your dress. *put his arms around you* By the way, you're so gorgeous.

Luhan: *gulps while scanning your body* I... I think you need to go back. *blinks repeatedly* Your dress' extremely distracting. Change it.

Tao: You should've wear lesser than that, babe. *sarcastic* Go. Change your clothes before I rip it off. *grits his teeth*

Xiumin: *grins cheekily* Wow. You look so gorgeous, baby. *hugs you from the back* Do you wanna go somewhere? Like... upstairs? *smirks sexily*

Chen: Oh! You tried it on! *grins cheekily* You look like a stuffed bear wearing a dress. *laugh his ass off* But hey! You're still gorgeous. *smiles* Kidding. *runs away*

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