EXO Jokes & Scenarios

EXO's Scenario

When you're on your period

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Suho: Hey, are you okay? *caress your back* Do you need something-oh, I can buy you a pack of pads if you want.

Baekhyun: *Gives you a disgusted look*

Chanyeol: Y-You're bleeding! Gosh. D-Did you accidentally sit on a nail?!

Kai: You're on your period? *naughty smirk* so what? Do you know that sex is better during that time of the month?

D.O: ...don't move if it hurts. I'll bring you something to eat.

Sehun: I know how to make you feel better *gives you a bunch of chocolates*

Xiumin: What is this? (Your dirty pads) Is this b-blood? A-Are you okay?

Lay: Does your belly hurt? *massages your belly* I can make you feel better because I'm a healing unicorn. *smiles with dimples*

Kris: *drops the magazine* Come're. Do you wanna cuddle? I'm hot so you'll probably feel much better.

Luhan: Oh. *pales* Will you be okay?

Tao: OMG! You're bleeding! *starts to panic* someone call the doctor! *faints*

Chen: I think you should go and see a doctor, you'll probably die from blood loss if that continues.

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