EXO Jokes & Scenarios

EXO's Luhan

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Me: *reads the news about Luhan having a girlfriend*

Me: *jaw dropped with bulging eyes*

Me: Wha-What?! *read again* *let the news sinks in*

Me: *screams* Luhan why?!?! *cries* You broke my heart! *sobs*

Me: (after a few minutes) Damn. My baby's so manly. *cries again*

Me: (after an hour) *stalks the girl* Oh, I knew it! He's prettier than his girlfriend. *laughs hysterically*

Me: *cries again* He's got a girlfriend! My baby's not a baby anymore! *sobs* 😭💔

Mom: *comes in* What is wrong with you?

Me: *teary eyes* Moooom! My deer has a girfriend! *cries*

Mom: ...

Me: *saw pictures of Luhan and his girlfriend* He's happy. 💔 *sobs*

Mom: Then you should be happy for him.

Me: *nods* I know, mom. But it just... *cries*

Mom: Now, now... *pats my back* Stop crying and help me in the kitchen. *walk away*

Me: *picks up the pieces of my heart then tries to stick it back together* I will be happy for him because he's happy... *sobs* even though it hurts. 😭💔

Me: *cries* My deer is so manly.

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A/N: *hugs Luhan's fans* Stay strong deers! Let's be happy for Luhan.

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