EXO Jokes & Scenarios

EXO's Scenario

EXO when drunk

Suho:  W-What are you looking at?! Do you think I’m poor?! *points himself arrogantly* I can buy your soul bish!

Baekhyun: *starts flirting with everyone*

Chanyeol: I just saw an alien passed by! I think it wants to take me. *starts laughing like a cow*

Jongin: Ahh! My head hurts. I wanna go home! *pouts*

D.O: *knocked out while gripping a fork*

Sehun: Is everything alright? *grasps the end of the table* I think there’s an earthquake—shit! Where the fuck is Vivi?!

Xiumin: Ack! This is so bitter! *sticks his tongue out then drinks again*

Lay: *giggling* look at those butterflies. So amazing—oh! Look! They have beaks! Wow! *chuckles*

Kris: *puts his shades on while banging his head matching the beat of the music*

Luhan: *vomiting* I-I will never drink. Ever again! *cries*

Tao: *dancing* Hell yeah baby! Grind that sexy ass of yours!

Chen: *videoing everything and posting it online*

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