EXO Jokes & Scenarios

EXO's Scenario [I'm Fat]

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EXO-K when someone says you're fat

Suho: *pissed off* What?! Who the hell say that you're fat?! I'm gonna sue him!

Baekhyun: *furrowed eyebrows* What?! No! Look at your goddess body! You're so effin' sexy..

Chanyeol: *stares at you then suddenly--* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! N-No.. y-you're not.. pfft! f-fat.. HAHAHA! ^0^

D.O: What?! *get his sharp knife collection* Let's go and slay some bastard!

Kai: Tch! Body weight doesn't matter to me.. *looks at you seductively* as long as your always ready for me.. *grin*

Sehun: Hahaha! S-Say what?! *laugh hard* W-Who told you that? He's too honest.. ^0^

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A/N: I kennat! ASDFGHJKL! >0<