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{Just some things I'd imagine would happen...}


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Natalie: [ordering at a bar] "A glass of red wine and one Capri Sun dearie. "

Novalise: " Natalie! I'm 17! "

Novalise: " I can buy my OWN Capri Sun. "

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Nora: " What does A stand for? "

Child!Novalise: " Arson! "

Nora: " Good, good. "

Nora: " What does B stand for? "

Child!Novalise: " Barson! "

Nora: [snorts] " Okay. What does C stands for? "

Child!Novalise: " COMMIT arson!"

Natalie: [holding in  her giggles] " Oh dear. "

Nora: " It's getting better. "

Nora: " Now, what does D stand for? "

Child!Novalise: " . . . . "

Child!Novalise: " . . . DON'T come near me, I'm about to commit arson!! 😁"

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Random Guy: [to a disguised Nora] " Why, hello there gorgeous~ "

Child!Chara: [angrily growls at him, knife in hand]

Random Guy: " WTF! GET YOUR F**KING CHILD B*TCH! "

Nora: [reading a book] " He don't bite. "

Random Guy: " YES HE DO— "

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Child!Chara: " Everyone at school is calling me a demon . . ! "

Natalie: " Oh dearie... Why would they do such a thing? "

Child!Chara: [grinning] " Because I bit off a bully's hand. "

Nora: " Disgusting... "

Nora: [hands Chara a knife] " Use this next time. Less blood to clean. "

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Chara: " Holy sh*t. "

Future!Cheryl, accidentally traveled to the past: " Uh- Uncle, this isn't—!"

Chara: " CHERYL WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. "

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<Nora & Natalie, Babysitting Cheryl>

Natalie: [carrying a crying Cheryl] "Oh dear! What would make her upset?? "

Nora: " Don't ask me! Ask her. "

Natalie: " She is MUTE, and hasn't signed or written anything to us! "

Nora: " Maybe she wants something? "

Natalie: " Wait, didn't Nova say she gets cranky when she doesn't have her daily blood? Don't you have some around here? "

Nora: " What? You think just because I was raised in hell, I stereotypically have a bunch of blood in my food cabinets? "

Natalie: " Do you?!? "

Nora: " . . . "

Nora: " Yes. "

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< In the Reincarnation AU...>

Noelle: " How do you know so much about me..? "

Cheryl: " Because... because in another life, I was your daughter. "

Noelle: " WHAT?! "

Naomi: " No way... "

Nicole: " Hah! Called it! You guys owe me 20 dollars! "


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New's Reporter on TV: " There appears to be a young woman riding some sort of sea monster around the city! "

Chara: " Heh. Sucks for anyone related to that dumb fool. "

Novalise: [waving to the camera] " Hey everyone!! One of my summonings succeeded! "

Chara: " Wait... "

Chara: " THAT'S MY DUMB FOOL OF A SISTER. "

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