Tommyinnit Angst/Fluff one shots

8. I don't know (PF)

Tommy's point of view*

It's a normal day well at least as normal as it is when dad leaves all three of us alone in the house

Why is there red stuff all over the floor?" I asked Techno

"Oh shit, yeah. That's Wil's, he let me take some from him" Techno responds as he starts cleaning the floor

"LIAR, HE'S A VAMPIRE HE BIT MY ARM OUT OF NO WHERE!" Wil yelled as he stuck his head of his room.

"OH, SHUT UP YOU DUMB PUSSY, ANYONE COULD DO IT. EVEN TOMMY!" Tech yelled back as he stood up from the floor discarding the mess that he made. Wait, why the fuck am I getting dragged into this shit?

"HOW 'BOUT NEXT TIME YOU BITE YOUR BOYFRIEND!" "WHO, BITCH?" "I DON'T KNOW, JUST GET A FUCKING BOYFRIEND TO GET HIS BLOOD!" "WHY A BOYFRIEND? WHO KNOWS, I COULD BE STRAIGHT!"

"PFFFFT AS IF, YOU'RE AS GAY AS I A-....shit."

Hold up.

"Who's your boyfriend, Techie~" I love teasing him. The unscarable turning into a strawberry right in front of me.

"No one, Racoon." I raise my eyebrows. "Is it Schlatt~" I say to make him mad. It worked pretty well 'cause he started growling. Weirdo. "Oh shut it you fucking child!"

I giggle because no matter how mad we are we will always make up. Also because being a child gets you away with everything. Stealing? It was Wilbur. Car jacking? It was Techno.  Stealing government plans? Techno. Lighting a tree on fire therefore buring the forest ad well as creating several housfire causing people to be dead? Tubbo. Murder? Phil.

"So, Techno, who do you even like?" I ask him because I got interested.

"...and why should I tell you?"

"Because I am your brother and I am very very curious" I say in a matter-of-fact-tone.

Techno rolls his eyes and goes back to cleaning the floor

"Wait, have you ever had a boyfriend before? Or do you currently have one?" I ask thinking that Wilbur and I weren't asking the right questions

I was right because a techno's face turned red.

"Techno. Do you have a boyfriend? Or. Not." I say mad that he didn't tell me

"No" I knew he was lying so I thought of who it could be

"OH MY GOD IT'S THE GUY ACROSS THE FUCKING BLOCK ISN'T IT" Techno leaned against the wall and sank down dropping on the floor

Wilbur ran out of the room getting closer to us

"WHAT" He shouted as soon as he stopped "YOU TWO ARE ALWAYS AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS" Wilbur continued with

"I-it for..." Techno Mumbles quietly and I can't hear him "what did you say?" I asked

"W-we fight about... ABOUT WHO THE TOP AND BOTTOM WILL BE" He shouted and then immediately got up and started running to his room

Wilbur and I are startled and stay still for a few seconds until Wilbur says something "Well, judging by Tech's reaction, he's the bottom"

"SHUT THE HELL UP" he yelled from his bed. And going to his room didn't do much, we are right infront of it so, like the most amazing brothers in the world, we went it

"OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT" with every 'OUT' He yelled he threw something at us

"OW TACKLE HIM SCRAWNY CHILD"

"BITCH I'M NOT SCRAWNY NOR AM I A CHILD" I yelled back "NEH NEH NEH NEH I'M NOT A CHILD NEH NEH NEH"

'this bitch' I think as I tackle Techno

"Boys, leave Techno alone" Dad said coming out of no where. Wait. Dad said...DAD WTF

"WHAT THE HELL WHEN DID YOU GET HERE" "I was here for a while"

All three of us are freaked out and then huddle in a corner "He's a witch, should we burn him?" Wilbur asked "NO DUMBASS" I whisper yell and then continue with "We should tie him up and ask questions because what if we are witches as well"

Techno stood up and said "You guys are dumbasses, we were adopted" "Oh yeaaaaaah" I said in realization

"CHARGE" Wilbur said and then all the of us came running to tackle dad but he wasn't there so...so so the of us slammed into the wall

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I hope you have a great day or night!

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