Tommyinnit Angst/Fluff one shots

98. Tommy meeting someone new

I was reading an Origin smp× Harry Potter crossover. They were introducing themselves when Tubbo interrupted Tommy so he wouldn't go rant about all his names.

I decided to make a few changes to that.
Basically I'll make my own version of their introductions and y'all can decide if you want me to make it into a book.

I hope you enjoy!

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Tommy's point of view*

What the fuck is my name? No, I'm serious. I've made so many things up for it, and the issue is that one of my abilities as a baby bird (as Tubbo puts it) is to imprint of everything. What does that have to do with anything? It has to do with literally everything. I found out a while ago, that everything I name myself or nickname anyone, becomes fucking legal. Sounds like I'm fucking with you, right? Well tell that to Techno The Blade Techie Minecraft. Or maybe William Wilby Soot Minecraft. Or Philip Philza The Only Man Ever Minecraft. The sheer embarrassment they have everytime someone asks for their full name to register is the fucking best.

That's exactly what's happening right now. I'm being introduced to an old man who smells like he has a traumatizing plan for an underage teen that trusts him whom drags two other fellow teens along with them just so that they're not alone. Also known as Dream 2.0.

Sus.

And, apparently, if we don't exist then we have to say everything. The line is going down. William Wilby Soot Minecraft, Techno The Blade Techie, ItzFundy Furry Soot Minecraft, Sneeg From Peter Pan Snag, Toby Tubee Magee Beloved-Underscore, Ranboo Boob Bitch Beloved-Underscore, Baldy with la-

-nd I'm so bored! Phil, the only man ever, decided to send me to school. ME! And not even a normal school, a magic school. There will be so much more complicated things there! I miss the days of finding the slope using two points.

How I would do (y² - y¹) and then find the slope (x² - x¹).

y - y¹ = m(x•x¹) was the most enjoyable thing in the world. The only fun math. Actually, math is usually fun. Science is the one that's shit. Especially Biology. Philza was so close to having Mitosis in his name for the amount of times it was mentioned in each lesson. And then there was English. Prime, Techno was so annoying about it. Each year was the exact same thing but just a little more advanced. The only thing remotely exciting was when I was able to take writing class. Wilbur was the only fun teacher.

Until all that shit happened... but now we're fine! I fixed everything. (A/N LORE) Now it's fi-

"Toms? Tommy, it's your turn to introduce yourself you dumbass!" Fuck you Tubbo. I know he's mad at me for his name being Toby Tubbee Magee Beloved-Underscore, but it's not fair to call me out like that!

"I'm, uh, my name is Tommy...Careful Mine-" I sigh. Nope.

I open my communicator and click on notepad.

Prime, my stupid eyes can't read those tiny ass words without squinting. This is worse than the day I found out I couldn't eat meat.

"My name is Tommy Tomathy Pogtastic Wife Haver Careful Danger Kraken- HOLY FUCK THERE'S MORE!?" I made the entire room silent with my outburst. So in return to those nervous stares, I gave them a nervous laugh. "Hahaha...sorry?"

Phil just pinched the bridge his nose. "Just continue, mate, before I decide to only make you go. Dumbledore is an old friend of mine," which means he is also about a million years old. Got it, "So I won't allow you to treat him with disrespect. Just go on."

I pout because everyone is staring at me like I'll try to get them out of this. Fuck no. All the twenty year olds got changed to seventeen (Sapnap is in the same year as them, but is still sixteen) and all the teens went back a few years. But me? I'm a ten year old! And I have to fucking pretend that my birthday is at the end of summer just to get in! Fucking boob 'n bee boys are 12, but are being held back due to Tubbo's dyslexia and Ranboo's lack of education. I did not beg Phil to keep them with me, and I did not cry in happiness. Fuck you.

"Tommy, did you hear me?" The roll of my eyes was an obvious move to do, and luckily he didn't see. I know because I would have died.

"Fine." I squint my eyes again. "My name is Tommy Tomathy Pogtastic Wife Haver Careful Danger Kraken Poggers Simons Innit Blade-Minecraft-Soot. I think. You know, Mr.Door, I don't think you should put our full names. I mean, what files do you even have on us? None! Big man, think about it, what is our full name ev- AH! DA-...PHILZA! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" Dammit. I almost fucked up again. He's just a random person here, I can't forget that. (A/N LORE! (I don't know who I was watching to get that from. Techno, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Wilbur, or others. I just know I need help because I do this with everything now.))

A/N Okay, a small pause. I found it. It was Mark playing fnaf.

Back to the thingy. Also, this is most definitely becoming a story no matter what y'all want.

Him and his stupid parental mind smacked the back of my head.