There are FIVE YEAR OLDS out there
WITH SMARTPHONES
And I'm just here like NOPE
I AM THIRTEEN YEARS OLD
AND I HAVE NEVER OWNED ANY SORT OF PHONE IN MY LIFE
AND NOW THERE ARE FIVE YEAR OLDS WITH PHONES
BACK IN THE EARLY 2000'S, THAT WOULD' VE BEEN CONSIDERED OUTRAGEOUS
SOMEONE GIVE ME A TABLE TO FLIP
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BINABASA MO ANG
WHAT.
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