Okay, guys, so, before I start this off--OMG THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A PIKACHU--I'm just gonna tell y--PIKA PIKA CHUUUUUUU--Ahem. As I was saying, this--ONCE I ATE A SPOON AND IT FLEW TO THE MOON AND I TURNED INTO A NYAN CAT NYAN NYAN YAY--This book is gonna be so rand--I LIKE MONKEYS--You are going to explode.
I LIKE POPTARTS AND RAINBOWS. Did I ever tell you about the time I milked a goat into a guy's face? Hey I have a Rice Crispy Treat!! I love them! So this one time I went to a zoo and there was this lion and it was all RAWR. I've never seen a panda in real life before. It's so sad. OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM EIEIO. What does the EIEIO mean? The world may never KNOW Speaking of!! I once tried to finish a Tootsie Roll pop by licking it. Y'know, the small ones. I licked it 300 times and it still wasn't gone so I gave up and bit the rest off. Did you know a crocodile can't stick its tongue out? So if you ever see a crocodile stick his tongue out at you, it's an imposter! And if you ever see a fake spaghetti, he's an impasta! See what I did there? Or maybe you didn't see, since you're blind. Wait. If you were blind, why are you here anyway?! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE IN 3 2 *explodes*
So... yeah. That was just an example of how random I can get. Stay tuned for more randomness and SHTUFF!!
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RandomThis is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat garlic butter. It is so random I cannot fully describe the randomness in this d...