● Quote 1
Maxie: The ocean is a soup
Genie: Do elaborate
Maxie: What is needed for something to be a soup?
Genie: Uh... water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine
Maxie: ...
Genie: *realisation* The ocean is a soup...
Maxie: *slowly nods* The ocean is a soup
● Quote 2
(Kay and Alf texting)
Alf: Babe, what are you doing?
Kay: Laying in bed
Alf: Mmm... just laying in bed? Nothing else...?
Kay: I'm eating cereal
Alf: Haha, nice
Alf: What would you do if I was in bed next to you?
Kay: I would continue to eat my cereal
Alf: Lol, what if the cereal wasn't there? ;)
Kay: Then I would get out of bed and go get cereal
● Quote 3
Selly: If you found out you had one day left to live, what would you do?
Maxie: Maxie would say goodbye and amend all her relationships
Duke: I'd do something illegal
Kay: I'd accept my fate
Alf: Same
Duck: I would message 10 people on Facebook and tell them that if they don't forward it to 10 people, then I would die tomorrow
Duke: ...Can I change my answer? That one is much better
● Quote 4
Alf: Hey, spell me
Kay: Okay? M-E
Alf: You forgot the D
Kay, confused: There's no 'D' in me?
Alf: *winks* Not yet
Duck: Get a room, lovebirds!
● Quote 5
(Maxie and Genie texting)
Maxie: Maxie has sent good vibes your way... they're coming, and there is nothing you can do to stop them
Genie: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up
● Quote 6
(Kay and Duke texting)
Kay: Hi, who is this? Maxie changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures and cryptids
Duke: What's mine?
Kay: Shadow person
Duke: THAT'S MEAN! I AM NOT THAT DARK-LOOKING!
Kay: Oh, hey Duke :D
Duke: FUCK
● Quote 7
Genie: Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?
Maxie: Maxies record is 4, but Maxie thinks she can do it
● Quote 8
Duck: Change is inedible
Selly: Don't you mean inevitable?
Duck: *spits out change* No I did not
● Quote 9
Dos: Are you an 'Arr' pirate or a 'Yo ho ho' pirate?
Mos: I'm a 'I'm not paying £600 for photoshop' pirate
● Quote 10
Kay: Hey, has anyone seen my top?
Selly: Yeah, Alf's in the kitchen
Duck: *chokes on his cereal*
Genie: *spits out her drink*
● Quote 11
Kay, who has insomnia: English may be a difficult language, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though
Alf: Kay, it's 2am, and I know you have insomnia, but can you please attempt to sleep?
● Quote 12
Teacher: Alright, today we are gonna talk about what to do if there is a fire in the building
Child Duck: I'm running as fast as I can home
Child Maxie: Go to the nearest window and jump!
Teacher: No, we will calm down and line up quietly
Child Alf: So you want us to stay happy and joyful while we burn?
Child Kay: Line up quietly? Is the fire sleeping or something?
Teacher: If everyone is screaming, I won't be able to take attendance to see who is missing
Child Genie: Taking attendance while the fire is eating us alive?
Teacher: And what if everyone behind you was running and someone trips and falls?
Child Selly: Well, that's their fault, they should've ran faster
Teacher: You guys know what? We are gonna hide under our desks
Child Kay: What's the fire doing? Playing hide and seek?
Teacher: We are also leaving everything behind, including our bags
Child Duck: Teacher, do you wanna pay for my headphones, books, tablet and all my school supplies?
Child Genie: Teacher, do you also want to pay for my phone, because I will take the whole desk with me if I have to
Child Maxie: Maxie isn't leaving her school bag here
Teacher: Again, we need to calm down because I will not open the door until we are in single file
Child Alf: And what if a student was burning alive?
Child Kay: They would tell them 'CaLm DoWn HuNnY'
Child Genie: They would tell them to stop, drop and roll, so I'm sure the fire would wait until they're done
● Quote 13
Kay: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety, I'll wait
Alf: You and me!
Kay, tearing up: Okay
● Quote 14
Duck: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Selly: What's that?
Duck: Remorse code
Selly: I'm even angrier now
● Quote 15
Maxie: The floor is lava! Quick you guys'll die! *crouches on a chair*
Alf: *gets on the couch*
Duck: *hops onto the table*
Kay, Genie and Selly: *calmly lays on the floor like a starfish*
Alf, Maxie and Duck: *is concerned*
YOU ARE READING
Random RT Stories
RandomTitle kinda says it all. All sorts of stories will be in this such as abuse, smut (maybe), fluff etc, AUs and everything else.
