● Quote 1
Kay and Alfs child: I'm sitting in my room blasting My Chemical Romance as my dad yells 'Turn that rubbish down!'
Child: My black eyeliner streams down my face, no one understands me
Child: Being 12 is harder than anything else, but at least I have Gerard Way
Kay: ...Sweetie, that's my mascara, not eyeliner
● Quote 2
(with child Kay)
Gary: Kay? Where are you?
Gary: *enters Kay's room* Kay? Are you in- *stands at the door*
Kay: *gets up and waves* Hi Mister Gary!
Victor: *waves* We're having a tea party...
Victor: *looks at the dress he was made to wear* ...And dressing up, apparently
● Quote 3
Maxie: Are you wearing makeup?! Where'd your freckles go?!
Genie: Huh? Oh, winter just makes my freckles fade
Maxie: Maxie sees...
*later*
Maxie: *beats up the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling* Give. Genie. Back. Her. Freckles. You. Bitch.
● Quote 4
Duck: What did ya'll get for number 12?
Selly: I got 18
Genie: I got 9.5
Maxie, who got the Atlantic Ocean: ...Maxie doesn't want to say
● Quote 5
Maxie: ABCDEFG
Duck: Gummy bears are chasing me
Kay: One is red, one is blue
Maxie: One is trying to steal Maxie's shoe
Duck: Now I'm running for my life
Kay: 'cause the red one has a knife
Alf, Genie and Selly: ...What the fuck are you guys singing?
● Quote 6
Alf, who ate all of Kays' cake: Are you mad...?
Kay: ...No
Alf: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby...?
● Quote 7
Kay: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just incase
Alf: Kay, that's a coma
Kay: Sounds festive
● Quote 8
Genie, talking to Maxie on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I asked you too?
Maxie: You bet!
Genie: At what temperature?
Maxie: 535
Genie: That's the clock, Maxie
Maxie: ...
Genie: ...
Maxie: 536
● Quote 9
Selly: Is something burning?
Duck: Just my love for you
Selly: Duck, the toaster is on fire
● Quote 10
Kay: What's up guys, I'm back!
Duck: ...
Alf: ...
Selly: ...
Maxie: ...
Genie: How the fuck are you alive?! We saw you die!
Kay: Death is a social construct
● Quote 11
Maxie: You've been killing people for money!?!
Kay: Maxie! I can explain!
Maxie: And all this time Maxie's been doing it for free like a chump!
● Quote 12
Alf: Can I be frank with you guys?
Duck: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help
Maxie: Can Maxie still be called Maxie?
Kay: Shh, let Frank speak
● Quote 13
Genie: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Duck: What if it bites me and it dies?
Alf: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ Duck, learn to listen
Maxie: What if it bites itself and I die?
Kay: That's voodoo
Selly: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Duck: That's correlation, not causation
Maxie: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Kay: That's kinky
Genie: Oh my god...
● Quote 14
Alf: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Genie: I once burned my tongue once drinking tea
Selly: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it
Duck: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in primary 1
Maxie: Maxie was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on Maxie's hand and got a really bad burn
Kay: ...
Kay: I have mental and physical scars
● Quote 15
Kay: Me and Duck have been conducting a study to see what Maxie will and will not eat
Duck: Grass? Yes!
Kay: Moss? Yes!
Duck: Leaves? Oh yes!
Kay: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Duck: Worms? Sometimes!
Kay: Rocks? Usually nah
Duck: Twigs? Usually!
Kay: Alf's cooking? Inconclusive!
Genie: How did you... test this...?
Kay: Quite simple really. You just hand her something and say 'eat this' and if she eats it, she eats it
Genie: ...I don't know how to feel about this...
Alf: Is that really where all my spare shoelaces went?!
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Random RT Stories
RandomTitle kinda says it all. All sorts of stories will be in this such as abuse, smut (maybe), fluff etc, AUs and everything else.
