● Quote 1
Alf, holding a knife: I want you to, erm, convince us why we should let you live...
Genie, also holding a knife: Go!
Lucifer, who's tied up in the basement: ...
Selly, picking up a knife: Oh, that's right...
Duck, smiling while holding the knife to Luci's neck: You can't talk!
● Quote 2
Duck: *picks up a lego box and looks upset*
Selly: Duck, what's wrong?
Duck: It says 'for ages 4-99', so when you turn 100, you can no longer play with lego
● Quote 3
Kay: But, I know what it's like to be self-conscious
Duck: You do?
Kay, taking out a contact lens and reveals an amber-coloured eye: That's why I hide my heterochromia *shyly smiles*
Duck: ... You actually look really nice with the different coloured eyes
Maxie: ...You're scared of straight people?
Duck: *snickers*
Kay: *sighs and puts the contact back in, then holds up a sign saying 'YES'* Straight people are scary
● Quote 4
Genie, on her phone: Read 3 hours ago? Fuck you then!
Genie: *puts her phone down* I don't care if you ever message me again... bitch
*gets a response from Maxie*
Genie: *picks it up faster than the speed of light and texts back* Fucking love of my life, what's up, what's up!
● Quote 5
Alf: Go put your pants on!
Kay and Alfs child: No!
Alf: Pants time!
Child: No!
Alf: Pants Party!
Child: NO!
Alf: You need pants!
Child: Nooo!
Alf: Put your pants on!
Child: Nooooo!
Alf, giving up and walking away: Oh come on!
Child: *laughs*
Kay: *enters the room* Sweetie, put your pants on
Child: Okay mummy!
Alf: *yells from the other room* OH COME ON!
● Quote 6
Lucifer: I don't remember your trauma
Kay: Maybe because for me, it was super traumatic, but for you...
Kay: IT WAS A FUCKING WEDNESDAY!
● Quote 7
*In a group chat*
Duck: Hewwo
Selly: Hihiiiiii
Genie: Greetings, humans
Alf: Three kinds of people
Maxie: Maxie wants pudding
Alf: Four kinds of people
YOU ARE READING
Random RT Stories
RandomTitle kinda says it all. All sorts of stories will be in this such as abuse, smut (maybe), fluff etc, AUs and everything else.
