Sapnap x F!Reader oc

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daimonialilith:
How do you move a man whos bigger than you? need answers asap
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Dream:
Just push him off??
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daimonialilith:
Bitch, I don't work out like you do. Fucken COME GET YO BESTIE

GeorgeNotFound:
Suffer
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daimonialilith:
And I thought we were friends Hun >:(  I would've shared blackmail on Dream with you
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GeorgeNotFound:
Wait no come back, love we can work this out
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daimonialilith:
Nah nah turns out your just a bro not even a fam 😔

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Sapnap:
Ayo this man has no passcode- IF SOMEONE ROBBED HIM THEY CAN GET EVERYTHING THIS MAN HAS.
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Sapnap:
Wait I can make him tweet anything ;)

Sapnap:
daimonialilith is hot and the better twin
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Dream:
Wtf IM CLEARLY BETTER
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daimonialilith:
Prove it bitch, face reveal
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Dream:
You first you sack of shit
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daimonialilith:
>:( IGHT

💫

Lilith:
George wanna go on a date

George:
Bold, but no <3

Lilith:
🔫 >:( This is a threat

George:
Still no love <3

Lilith:
Fine whatever 🙄 So I have a question

George:
It better not be stupid

Lilith:
So if theres a zombie apocalypse and someone has a nice fat dump truck and they get bitten by a zombie, would their ass still be nice or gross and rotten because they're dead

George:
What in the fuck, its too early for this crap.

Lilith:
I personally think it'll still look nice till someone silces it like a cake 😫🥵

George:
🤏🏻👓😀 Im sorry what drugs are you on?

Lilith:
If soulmates and reincarnation is real do you think if our soulmates were zombies would they remember us and be friendly or try to kill us

George:
They're dead, they wouldn't even recognize us you idiot

Lilith:
Would you want to feel someone else's pain or nothing at all

George:
So every time someone gets hurt i feel it. If they cut themselves would I have the cut as well

Lilith:
.....
Yes, if they got stabbed and died so would you

George:
If I feel nothing at all and I get stabbed I would bleed out since I feel nothing.

Lilith:
My body is currently numb :D

George:
MOVE

Lilith:
*insert photo*
Sapnap is sleeping on me and I haven't been able to move for an hour. He looks cute asleep

George:
Whore 🙄 Thought you wanted to go on a date

Lilith:
Omg Georgie are you jealous? 😫
Thats kinda...
🥵🥵🥵🥵
;) Dont tell my brother

George:
🚪🏃💨

Lilith:
💨🚣 Oooh George

George:
I HATE THIS, I HEARD HIS VOICE IN MY HEAD

Lilith:
Ew
That must suck :/
Let me change that ;) I'll make sure you'll only hear my voice 🥵

George:
Again
Whore <3

Lilith:
😘😘
ANYWAYS date?
Yes?
No?
Do I need to tell twitter we got divorced D:?

George:
LOVE NO-
You stuck in this marriage
Theres no leaving •́へ•́

Lilith:
<3

George:
<3
Shouldn't you be asleep, I know Dream is

Lilith:
Of course you do. You're cheating on mr with my twin brother 🙄
I should be asleep but I wanna move so I can feel my body

George:
Wake him up, push him to the side
delivered
Did you finally sleep?
delivered
I'll take it as a yes
read
OH?
delivered
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