𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙀𝙮𝙚𝙨 | Naruto x Male Reader

•Pervy-Sage•

[Jutsu]
[Thought]
[𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘]
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Y/N passes a few days at home to recover, with Naruto watching over him. When he's fully recovered, they go to the hospital to visit Sasuke.

But arrived there, a nurse says that they can't visit him.
Naruto: Oh, come on!
He yells.
Kakashi: You keep yelling even in a hospital.
He says walking towards them.

Y/N: Hi.
Kakashi: Hello Y/N. How are you doing?
Y/N smirks.
Y/N: I'm good as new!
He says, smiling happily.
Naruto: And all thanks to me!
He says proudly, patting Y/N's head.

Y/N: He helped me a lot.
He says, blushing a little.
Naruto: By the way, I would like you-
He tries to say, but Kakashi stops him.
Kakashi: I knew this was gonna happen.
He says sighing.

Naruto: So? You'll train us?
He asks excitedly.
Kakashi: That's why I asked someone to train both of you.
Naruto: That's not fair. You'll go and train with Sasuke, don't you?!
Kakashi: He's stronger than me.
He says, catching the boys' attention.

Y/N: Is there someone stronger than you? For real?
He asks with curiosity.
Kakashi: There are lots of people stronger than me. Such as you.
Y/N: Don't say that. It's not true. Plus, I don't want any praise or something. I just do it because I like it.

Ebisu walks towards them. Naruto's jaw drops.
Naruto: No, not him! Why of all people you chose him?!
Y/N: Do you know him?
He asks tilting his head in confusion.
Naruto nods furiously.

Naruto: He was Konohamaru's sensei. Plus, he's a perv.
Y/N: Why Konoha is full of pervy people?
He says sighing.
Naruto: Don't ask me.
Ebisu: I'm not a perv, you moron!
Naruto: Shut up, you perv.
Kakashi: Sorry, guys, I have to go. Good luck, and train hard!
He says, running away.

Y/N: He's going to train Sasuke for sure.
Naruto: I agree, and that's not fair.
Ebisu clears his throat, earning the boys' attention.
Ebisu: You two, follow me!
Y/N: First of all, calm down, you howler monkey.
He says, making Naruto laugh.

Y/N: We're in a hospital, plus I hate noisy people.
Naruto: You don't like me?
He asks sadly.
Y/N: You're the only exception.
Naruto grins happily.
Ebisu: Whatever, follow me.
The two follow him outside.

He takes them to the baths.
Naruto: I told you he's a perv. He came here to spy on girls.
Ebisu gives him a punch on the head.
Ebisu: Wrong! We're here to train about Chakra Control.
Y/N: Again?
Ebisu: Today, I'll teach you how to get a better control on your Chakra. After this, you'll be able to use every jutsu.
He says, and then, he walks on water like it was the most normal thing in the world, shocking the boys.

They look at each other, nodding. They try to walk on water. Naruto falls down instantly, and starts screaming in pain because of the boiling water.

Y/N, instead, takes a few steps, before losing balance and falling down.
Y/N: It's so hot!
He yells, rushing out of the water. Ebisu starts laughing.
Naruto&Y/N: What are you laughing about!

Ebisu looks at a man with long, white hair, spying in the girls' bath. He rushes to him in anger.
Ebisu: Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?
The man, standing on a big toad, turns around, as a lot of girls go away, screaming.

The man looks at Ebisu with anger.
Man: What the hell! You made 'em go away! What about my research now?!
Y/N and Naruto sigh.
Y/N: And here comes an other perv.
The man knocks out Ebisu with ease, as the two boys look at him in shock.

They run towards the man.
Naruto&Y/N: Hey! Who the hell are you?!
They both yell. The toad disappears in a puff of smoke.
Man: Glad you asked.
He starts doing strange movements.
Man: I'm Jiraya, the Toad Sage, and the Hermit of Mount Myōboku.
He says.

The boys look at him unimpressed, making him sweat drop.
Naruto: I don't care. You're just another perv. Wait! You're a pervy-sage!
Y/N: Pervy-sage?
Naruto: Yeah. He's a perv, but also a Sage. So he's a Pervy-sage.
Y/N: I like it! You're a genius, Naruto!
He says, giving him an high five.

Jiraya: I don't have the time to play with kids. I have researches to do!
Naruto: You're not going anywhere!
Y/N: Exactly! You knocked out our sensei. Who's gonna train us now!?
Jiraya: You're training?
Naruto: Exactly. Now you better do something!
The man looks at them.

They stare back at him.
Jiraya: I don't give a damn about your training! Now leave me alone!
He yells, jumping away.
Naruto: We can't let him escape like that!
Y/N: Right! Let's go after him!
They both jump away, searching for Jiraya.
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