eddie is very cute so here are random facts about him
He fucking hates mice and rats and if you present him with one he'll scream like he's gonna die
He still doesn't know fractions
He's good at spelling he knows how to spell gorjeus that's so cool
He has a pet lizard named Samuel he hides in the lab and nobody has found out about it so ig that's good but it's weird because sometimes he'll walk around saying something like "I can't wait to see Samuel Samuel is my best friend" and everyone is like "who tf is Samuel???"
He got separated from his parents really early in his life and he doesn't even know who they are. Basically his parents were evil and they were so evil they got that electric chair treatment when he was baby but he doesn't know about this so whenever he asks about his parents everyone is like "o haha they're just on a long trip haha" while sweating intensely
He sees Sucrose like a big sister so sometimes he'll accidentally call her big sister and she'll be like "🥺🥺🥺ye?"
He thinks toilet humor is funny and tbh I think so too
Whenever anything starts sparking- even campfires- he'll go total mannequin challenge mode for a few seconds and take off like he's doing a 100 meter dash and you know why
Klee's bombs kinda scare him because loud noise go boom ;(
He doesn't like kaeya ew kaeya ew yuck
His goggles make him see inverted colors and it's like the "evil __ be like 👹" meme
He spits on his hands and rubs them together before shaking someone's hand like in movies and then gets scolded for being a disgusting little goblin
He has 2 missing teeth
When he's excited the hair that kinda look like dog ears ngl move slightly up and I like to draw it 😌
He tries to drink Albedo's potions without asking and Albedo is always like "wwaIT NO DONT DRINK THA-"
he likes to licks cold things.
His backpack hands have the ability to flip someone off and when he did it (by accident because he didn't know they could do it) he got grounded for at least a week
Whenever he's bored he makes really weird and obscure noises that are just loud enough for somebody next to him to hear. For example, "bbbplrp" "kkkkk" "oooaoaoaoaaoaoao" "mmkmmmk" "d" "ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ"
he wants to be an engineer or a dinosaur when he grows up
He thinks he sounds older than he looks(he doesn't) and he feels very grown up about it
YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYA
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