bat, grimm and the cat can fix it (Translation)

Colorful

Of course, Harry enjoyed the next few days to the full. .when did you have the opportunity to punish a parent or guardian? With the permission of the second parent, too. That was definitely a rarity and had to be savored as long as possible.
.every day the young man armed himself with a camera to capture the latest coat color of Sirius. And the dog really went through all possible and impossible colors. Pink didn't suit him, but green and blue did. .purple was unfortunately also ugly until anywhere else.
Severus had fun watching too. Only when his husband's fur was neon yellow for a whole day did he grimace and mumble about eye cancer. .the hit was when he conjured up sunglasses for himself and his son because of it. From the front of the dog one could only hear very insulted animal noises all day.
But that wasn't all Sirius had to endure these days. .his son also seemed to want to try out whether he was good as a hairdresser. You should always keep all options open. That meant nothing more than that he braided the poor dog or gave him a permanent wave. .the latter looked stupid forbidden. The poor man-dog also had to live with pearls and cords in the fur. And Severus didn't even say anything about this cruelty to animals.
There was also no sex at that time. .Although the couple continued to sleep in one bed, nothing else happened. He didn't even dust off a kiss on the muzzle. .apparently Severus wasn't so keen to experiment with sex that he wanted to try his second form.
Sirius was just lying on the couch, looking up at his child, suffering.
.'Don't you have any pity?' His eyes seemed to ask.

"Now don't look like that, I'll admit that the perm didn't suit you. I'm not going to be a hairdresser after all. .but you have to admit that these glitter pearls look very good in your silver fur, ”Harry said and continued to work unmoved.
From Sirius he only got a heartbreaking whine, which didn't affect the teenager.
.severus stood at the door and watched the whole spectacle with obvious amusement. He himself had little pity for his husband. The man was grown up and should really be able to keep his tongue in check. .but the Potions Master was sure Sirius wouldn't make such a mistake a second time. Not after this action.
"Do you have fun?"
Harry turned to his dad and grinned.
“Yes, of course. Tell me, doesn't he look great? "
.severus snorted in amusement.
"He kind of reminds me of those little toy ponies that Muggle girls love to collect."
The green-eyed one looked at his godfather critically after this statement. .he had to remember these things first. But then his face lit up, he knew the toys from some of the younger schoolgirls.
"Hey, you are right. The only thing missing is the make-up. Can I paint his nails? "
.now it was over with Sirius ’self-control, he whined and howled pitifully.
"No," came from Severus immediately.
"Why not?"
.“First of all, I don't want to have a howling buoy in the room for the rest of the evening, and besides, you can't paint any nails. What do you think Sirius will look like after that? "
.“That's right, in the end he has the stuff in his fur and it smells really pungent. Not to mention the nail polish remover. When the girls handle it, the whole lion tower always stinks. Sorry Sirius, I'm not going to beautify you any further. .I hope you can forgive me."
All he got from the dog was a frown. What with silver fur decorated with bows and pearls had no effect at all. .especially because Harry had even tied a few bows on his tail with stitches.
The dog was laughed at by his family immediately.

“Harry, I've read through your astronomy essay. .unfortunately some mistakes crept in, "Severus changed the subject at some point.
"Why did I actually have to write that? I'm not going to take the subject any further. And we didn't get anything as homework. "
."You know why."
Harry crossed his arms, pouting over his chest.
"I didn't even do anything."
Severus sighed and sat down next to his distraught son.
.“That wasn't a punishment either, I just want you to know your way around the ball a little and have a say. The constellations are very important to the Greeks. "
“Couldn't you have just told me that? .you are a teacher, and a very good one at that. "
“Thank you, but unfortunately that didn't work, I still had enough to do myself for the next school year, and you forced Fell on your father. So he couldn't help you either. .I also noticed that you learn very well when you write things down. "
"Because that's one of your preferred methods of punishment."
"But you always remembered everything I asked you to do," countered the teacher.
.“I always wanted to get the sentences over with as quickly as possible,” the young man admitted.
“Which child is not feeling like that? Here, I've marked the mistakes for you, please correct the essay. .it's really not a punishment so stop sulking. "
Harry sighed and took the papers.
"If you say that. Who would have thought that there was so much work behind it to survive in society? .and I always thought it was all about clothes and dancing. "
"Just remember all the fools at the last ball. You don't want to stand there ignorant like them, do you?"
"Persuaded," Harry gave in small.
.severus smiled and ruffled his son's hair.
"Well then go. And then off to bed. Tomorrow you should be well rested when your friends come. "
.Severus wisely omitted that Lucius also came for the boy's birthday. He didn't want to embarrass the green-eyed man any further. Besides, he wasn't keen on wearing fur anytime soon.

.late in the evening, Severus and Sirius were sitting together on the sofa. Sirius had his head on his husband's lap and was being petted. The Potions Master was reading a short story to his furry husband. .they did that a lot, and not just when Sirius was in dog shape. The former marauder liked the deep voice of his husband and of course he also enjoyed the relaxed get-together.
."It will be midnight then your punishment will be over," Severus announced at some point.
His husband immediately looked at the clock, which at that moment began to strike.

."Finally," was the first thing he said when he turned back into a person.
“The sentence seems to have sat. Surely you won't make such a mistake again in the future? "
"Certainly not. .who would have thought that the little one is so vengeful? "
"Can't you understand him at all?"
Sirius sighed.
“Yes, of course. In retrospect, it really wasn't a very good idea to come up with a suggestion like this. .I just wanted to help. However, I am still very sure that Harry will never stop loving Lucius. That's just how our little one is. "
“If anything, he'll adore him even more than he already does. .but please let the two sort it out for themselves. You wouldn't want the boy to interfere in our relationship either. "
"He already did, I haven't had sex recently," Sirius grumbled.
."You're worse than any teenager," Severus grinned.
"Didn't you miss it?" Sirius wanted to know indignantly.
"Of course I missed it too."
"Then why haven't I got a kiss?"
.now Severus grinned really badly.
“Because you still look like one of those ponies. And I don't kiss that. "
As if bitten by a wild boar, the Black jumped up and ran to the nearest mirror.
."You could have conjured one up too," Severus reminded his husband.
From that one only heard a very loud scream and then wild wailing.
"I even have the things I wore to the ball," he grumbled.
."Of course or did you think they would just go away like that. Be glad you don't have a tail anymore. The ribbons are now on the ground here. Now make sure you look normal again and then come to bed. .I want to make up for what I missed. "

Sirius complied with the request immediately, of course. In no time at all he had removed all the hair accessories from his head. Only the hair color had only partially changed back.
."I get gray hair from the boy," the man grumbled when he came into the bedroom and pointed accusingly at his head.
“Oh dear, that will pass again in the next few hours. And I can live with color well. .why are you still wearing something? ", Severus wanted to know at the end darkly and demanding.
His husband immediately tore his clothes off.
"So better?" It came out breathlessly.
"In any case, come here."
.A few more spells were quickly cast to ensure their privacy and then they devoted themselves to their marital duties.