bat, grimm and the cat can fix it (Translation)

A brilliant strategy

Dear Lucius!

You won't believe it, I hardly believe it myself and I was there. .oh man, you have to imagine that and then in front of all the students. I would sink into the ground. You almost have to be there to be able to grasp it.
Luc just imagine it! Isn't that great?
.I mean, hey, in front of EVERYONE! And the man really didn't hold back.

I just notice that my fleet pen is writing all the nonsense that I only thought and did not say. .So I can reassure you, I haven't gone mad, I just have to learn how to use the new utensil properly, not as easy as I always thought.
Do you know that was Ms. .skeeter, she gave everyone in our year a feather a week ago. Even those who don't go to Hogwarts anymore. It should be a little encouragement, she wrote. .but of course Sirius checked the quill for curses anyway. I wanted to get upset about it because I thought it was excessive, but Dad calmed me down. .he said, Sirius would not react like this because he wanted to mimic the father, but because he used to be an auror and they would probably be trained on paranoia. One more reason to renounce this profession.
.that's why the Moodys are so well suited for the job.
So it is only better that Siri no longer works in this area.
.however, it's really weird that we get things like that from a journalist, but that also seems normal. .Professor McGonagall said that the sixth level would always get a lot of freebies from different companies or industries. Ms. Skeeter's feathers are probably an exception. .You don't get great things from the others, but you still get littered, I can't put it any other way. Apparently they are trying to make these jobs attractive to the students. But if they continue like this, it won't work. .rather the opposite is the case, we are now really wondering whether they just want to get rid of their remaining stocks. Or do they think we are so easy to impress? I really hope that in the future there will be no more nonsense. .please don't ask what we got from “Blitz und Plank”. All right, I'll tell you. TOILET PAPER! Yes, you didn't read it wrong. They really sent us, everyone, a pack of ten rolls of toilet paper.

.“Extra fluffy, soft and clean. With two additional layers and a charm for a particularly pleasant smell. You won't believe your nose. "

What idiot thinks up such a slogan? .and let's not dwell on this particular smell, please. I actually didn't want to believe my nose. There are physical regions where I definitely don't want to smell of flowers and gummy bears. .and certainly not give off a cloud of scent. Hello, my bum smells like a meadow of flowers that someone planted in a sugar factory!

NO, STOP, STOP WRITING THAT. AND WHY ARE YOU WRITING EVERYTHING IN BIGGER NOW? BECAUSE I'M YELLING AT YOU. .hEY, IT'S ENOUGH, BE A BRAVE FEATHER AND KEEP STILL, AND IF YOU'RE ALREADY AT IT THEN YOU'RE AShamed! ARE YOU COMING COME FROM? I WARN YOU, I WILL FEED YOU ON BEAST!

I have just thought for a long time whether I should start the letter all over again. .I didn't want to write most of it after all. I just wanted to explain why I put such nonsense on parchment. Should I or shouldn't I? .Somehow this whole paragraph sounds like the ramblings of a stroke patient.
Now she's already taking notes again! Luc, my pen is kidding me, do something about it.
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.the dots were on purpose to show that I'm thinking.
You know what? I leave it that way. The first paragraph is typical of me, even when I write letters I start babbling. .and as for the rest, it's funny isn't it? I mean how I quarrel with a feather. Who else would threaten a writing instrument with feeding it to a book?
.You already know that I start babbling when I'm excited or nervous. And you like it right? I mean, if not you wouldn't bother with me, would you? You said at least once that you think that's cute. .Well, of course I'm not cute, I just want to have said that, but this letter shows very clearly who I am.
Um, just write to me if you want me to stop this nonsense and you'd prefer normal letters from me. .I can understand that, really.

So and now I should finally come to the topic or what do you say?
You are probably rolling your eyes or slapping your forehead. .of course not really, you are way too elegant for that and um, some other things that this pen will definitely NOT write now. HA, I prevailed.
It takes forever until I get to the point.
.Well, actually I wanted to tell you what happened to Dumbledore. I’m talking about Aberforth now, and I’m talking about the other old man too. The older one. Oh well, I'll just start.