bat, grimm and the cat can fix it (Translation)

one week vacation part 1

"Sirius, leave it at last, we're here in the Muggle world, if anyone notices what you're using the fireplace for, we'll be in the ink," Severus sighed.
"I just want to know if Harry is okay," the Black whined.
."Of course he's fine, he told you that on the last two calls."
"Aren't you worried at all?" Sirius wanted to know accusingly.
“At the beginning, but then I realized how ridiculous we are. .harry is sixteen, we should have left the cord cutting phase a long time ago. "
"But, we have so much to catch up on."
“We can do that without cornering him. .Sir, he must be able to develop without us always looking over his shoulder. How is he supposed to develop a decent self-confidence? He's far too insecure and shy for a boy his age. "
."Oh, and then why did you put the gun to Lucius' chest?"
Severus rolled his eyes.
“I didn't put the gun to his chest, I just reminded him that Harry was shy. .and Luc got it. Again he will definitely not make our son jealous. Even if it wasn't intended. "
"Say what you want, I'll call you now," Sirius grumbled, kneeling in front of the fireplace.
.severus just shook his head and continued unpacking.

"Here with the Greengrass family, what can Loly do for you?"
“Hello Loly, this is Sirius Black. Would you take Harry to the fireplace, please? "
The elf nodded.
."Of course, sir", with that the little one was gone and made her way to the living room as quickly as possible.
"Mrs. Greengrass. "
"Yes, my dear Loly?"
“You wanted to be informed if Sirius Black calls again. Should I call Mr. Potter? "
."For God's sake, no. The boy is currently racing with our children. If he finds out that his father is calling again, he might fall off his broom. .no, I'll take care of this idiot ”, the lady of the house decided and she was gone.
"Loly."
"Yes, Mr. Greengrass?"
“Could you cast a spell on the children? I have the feeling that my wife is about to get very loud. .it would not be particularly wise if the young people learn more swear words than are absolutely necessary. "
The young house-elf giggled.
"Will be done immediately. Shall I cast a spell on you too? "
."No way, I won't miss it," laughed Antonius.
Loly bowed and disappeared outside.
The host's concerns were not out of thin air; Ariel had really excellent lungs. .the last time they could even be heard in the stables.

"Hey, I wanted to speak to Harry," was the first thing Ariel heard.
"Just because you're on vacation doesn't mean that your manners are allowed to be."
."I can't help it if your elves are unable to comply with a request."
“Oh, they do, mine. I told all the house-elves not to let you speak to Harry anymore. What are you actually thinking of? .don't you have anything else to do The young man is still going crazy. Every time you ask for him he thinks something happened. "
"I'm worried about him," the man protested.
“Heavens, you've only been gone for a few hours. .you might think you've been on the road for years. You are acting absolutely ridiculous. Have you already set up yourselves? "
"NO!" Yelled Severus from the background.
"I thought to myself. .Sirius Orion Black, you're going to be kind enough to get off that damn chimney and take it off the network. Then you grab your husband and enjoy the honeymoon Harry gave you with him. "
"I am, ...."
."Annoying as a shit house fly!", The woman cut off the conversation partner.
"Ariel?"
“Oh, shut up. Our fireplace has been glowing green for hours. All because you can't let go of your 'baby'. .Any other young person would be embarrassed by such behavior on the part of their parents. For example, I would have kicked your ass a long time ago. You are lucky to have such a lovely boy. "
“That's why I want to know how he's doing. .I'm worried."
Ariel hissed a few words that made Sirius' ears redden.
"When, Loly, unpacked Harry's things, she found a hot water bottle and hot towels. Tell me, did someone shit in your brain? .you're not normal anymore. What is he supposed to need that shit for? I would not have been surprised if you had put diapers on him. In case of emergency. Severus do something, or I'll come through the fireplace and forget myself! "
.the teacher quickly moved between Sirius and the flames.
“I will, thanks Ariel. Is the little one having fun? "
“I would much rather answer this question. Yes, your son and my kids are having fun. .and to calm you down, Lucius is gone again. He really came because of our son. He'll take extra time for Harry. And don't worry, he is careful, you can trust the man. "
“We'll try, thanks Ariel. .Sirius won't call again either. I'll make sure of that, ”and that ended the call.