A\N: This is a letter written for EvellaaX by Strawberry Crepe themselves, enjoy!
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Dear S'mores,
YOU LITTLE TOASTER YOU HAVENT WROTE BACK TO ME IN 2 HOURS WHAT KINDA MENACE TO SOCIETY IS THIS? AND YES I JUST FUCKING CALLED YOU A TOASTER (ꐦ○_○)
whoops.. uhm.. your mom? I'll stop.
heh, anyways.. how are you?
what i saw on you're previous writing stuff i couldnt really tell
but main question here.. is anyone being a dick to you?
i swear on my life..
if anyone is..
being a bitch to you..
I WILL BUILD A FUCKING WAFFLE BOT TO FUCK THEIR MOMMA AND SLAM THEIR HEAD IN A FUCKING CONCRETE PALLET AND MAKE IT STAIN BECAUSE NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY BULLIES MY FRIEND THEY HAVE TO FACE ME щ('Д'щ;)
so tell me if something bad happens :D
i know we can't meet until a week passes which is a bummer but.. can i bring my waffle bots? i wanna show u you how they work and stuffs like that!! maybe i can operate one to lift both of us up and we can fly and bomb people!!!! \(≧∇≦)/
I ALSO CANT FUCKING WAIT TO MEET YOU FINALLY LIKE HOLY CRAP YOURE THE MOST COOL PERSON IVE EVER MET LIKE HUH?? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?? EVERYONE IS SO BORING USUALLY AND THEN IT WAS JUST LIKE.. BAM.
OH ALSO U GONNA LAUGH AT THIS-
YESTERDAY THESE JERKS WERE MESSING WIT MY WAFFLE BOTS RIGHT?
YEAH SO WHEN I TOLD THEM WHAT INGREDIENTS THEY WERE MADE OUT OF THEY GOT SO SCARED THAT ITS FUNNY
OH ALSO THIS WISH VERSION OF GANDOLF ALMOST PISSED HIMSELF IN FEAR WHEN HE SAW MY WAFFLE BOTS LMAO ✖‿✖
THEN I STARTED THROWING YO MOM JOKES AT THIS STRAWBERRY GIRL AND SHE STARTED CRYING- I ADMIT I KINDA FELT BAD BUT I DIDNT AT THE SAME TIME
okay, i'll stop.
but yeah if anything bothers you of you're not well then just text me or write me a letter, im always open to you're vents, ily<3 (friend way ofc)
(p.s you're the only person i dont want dead)
- Strawberry Crepe 💓🤎💛 (the best mechanic obviously #nonbinaryboss)
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