A\N: this is a letter written by twizzly gummy herself for , GODDAMN SHE'S EXCITED TO MESSAGE YOU HOLY SHIT ( I head cannon that twizzly can't spell that well )
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dearest my most lovely and sexy non binary boss star,
HIYA MY MOST SCHMEXY, HOT, ATTRACTIVE, GORGEOUS, HANDSOME, STUNNING, STAR!!! DID YOU MISS YA BELOVED PUSSY DESTROYER?! I JUST CAME BACK FROM A TELEPORTATION MISSION AND OHOHOHO IT WAS A FUCKING BLAST- LITERALLY
I WISH YOU WERE THERE WE COULD RECREATE THAT ONE SCENE FROM TITANIC
IM SORRY STAR IM JUST SO HYPER RN WHOO WEE IM GONNA EXPLODE
i'll try to calm down lmao i need to stop consuming fucking electroids and 9 gallons of monster daily m,dhljksgdjkgfkjsg
so, star, hru? tell me. now. i have to know how youre doing before i murder someone again
lmk if anyones a dick and i'll fuck their mother and then stop on their face with my platforms til they look like a mf blueberry waffle with that musty blue effect, then i will pour acetone in their eyes and force them to eat cow shit.
nobody is gonna be a bitch to my personal dumbass star smh /pos
even tho you are open heartily stupid and have a questionable personality, i love you
know that.
OH DID YOU KNOW THAT I ROBBED SOMEONE FOR YOU!>!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
WE CAN SPEND THEIR MONEY ON MANGA AND STUPID BULLSHIT WE DONT NEED #girlboss #nonbinaryboss #materialgworl
OH OH ALSO DO U WANNA BUY FIREWORKS AND BLAST THEM AT PPLS HOUSES?!?!? THEY AIBT ENOUGH HAVOC AND MAYHEM HERE YA KNOW. BORINGGGG. anyways lets get red and blue slushies and makeout til out tongues turn purple 😄
also star. i will kill you if you tell this to anyone. but.
i love you, even though i will act stupid and make it seem like a fucking "2 pretty bestfriends" joke, i'm not. i love you with an open heart, i just dont know how to espress my feelings, but trust me i try. please dont e offended by anything i say, i would reach the ends of the world just for a hug. i;d rob and i'd kill for you.
lets go for a mayhem date, shall we m'love?!
also, daily insperational quote from me before i leave to go fucking kill ppl,
i got my tiddies pierced and i got a tattoo of ur initials.
cya star ;)
- TWIZZLY GUMMY COOKIE ∩( ✧Д✧)∩ 💙 💜 💓🖤
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