Random Stuff Related To Weak Hero

pretty little baby (yah yah)

after revising this, i feel so mean. why do i always insult the weak hero cast? i love big kenny bro ji but ofc i insulted him—maybe for too much—in this part

haha dw i edited a lot here, and deleted the sentences that'll get me cancelled :p so now it's tolerable to read

i'm curious. are u guys just tolerating me?

still, pls read with caution bc there's blood, violence, and stuff here ^_^ for once i thought this part would be funny (it's still funny) but jake just had to lose it (^^) lol lmao xd

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“A doll?”

Wolf, “A s*x doll???”

Forrest gasped, “Mochi isn't a s*x doll!”

Wolf didn't listen, he took a closer look at Mochi and continued speaking, “Even worse, this doll is a boy! And a little boy at that!”

Jimmy moved away from Forrest, “I have nothing against homosexual people but you're a pedo.”

Donald asked Wolf, “Well, what do you have against homosexual couples, Wolf?”

Wolf avoided Donald's eyes, “Nothing, sir.”

Forrest stared incredulously at them, “I'm not gay nor a pedophile! I'm not attracted to the doll romantically and sexually!”

Jimmy, “Ugh, then what, familial love? Shut up, you're clearly turned on by the child!” He pointed at his lower body, disgusted.

Wolf, “Jimmy, he's impotent.”

Forrest, “I'm not impotent!”

Jake referred to when Forrest said he wasn't gay, “Haha, boo-hoo, look who isn't happy with his loser life. Sucks to be a hetero like you.”

Forrest, “.......”

The empty mug in Donald's hard-ass desk suddenly shattered, and the cheap fluorescent lights flickered.

Donald said to Kingsley, “Didn't we just replace the starters of every lightbulb?”

Kingsley, “Yes, we did.”

Jake, “You're not even concerned about the mug that broke for no reason?”

Donald said, simply, “We'd like to know first if we got scammed by the salesperson. Oh and shut up, Jake, you also get broke for no reason.”

Jake's hand which held Mochi, lowered, he said, “I buy important stuff with my money.”

Donald, “Your brother's compensation fee, yes. Also Kenny's earnings from his concert or something.”

Wolf, “Concert?? I thought it was stand-up comedy.”

Jimmy, “Kenny Ji is a stand-up comedian?”

Donald, “Kenny can't stand.”

Jimmy, “Can't stand Jake's bullshit or literally crippled?”

Wolf snorted, “Guess.”

Jimmy said, “The latter.”

Wolf burst out laughing, “The irony, hahaha! Also the iron in Kenny's wheelchair! And crutches that's still on debt!”

Jimmy, “Corny comparison but hahahaha!”

Jake was angry and embarrassed, “Hey, stop, that's way out of line.”

Jimmy pretended to be Kenny, “Jake, have you paid for my wheelchair and crutches?”

Wolf imitated Jake, “I only buy important stuff with my money.”