𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗥𝗘. ❥ chenji.

05 ; you are a dumb bitch

Kunhang was the one to come up with the next talk topic for The Middle School Debate Team. "We should have a dick measuring contest."

"Um, no." Chenle scrunched his nose, practically picking at his salad now.

"You don't count, you're still on cancel cooldown," Sicheng said, rolling his eyes. "I'm voting Lucas and Kun in first."

"Yeah, I'm going to have to agree," Yangyang nodded, thinking for a moment before continuing. "I don't know if Kunhang or Sicheng's next."

"Kunhang," Sicheng immediately responded. "I'll settle for fourth."

Kun hummed. "Okay, we might have to tie Yangyang and Dejun for second-last."

"Ey, I'll deal with last." Ten leaned back.

Renjun looked on in confusion. "You all just decided that without a single ruler or measuring tape. I'm proud of you."

"Consensus," Dejun pitched as the answer. "Anyways, moving on. Chenle..."

"No, shut up. I haven't." Chenle still hadn't spoken to Jisung, wondering what he wanted to say. It had been too long already, but he was still on the fence about everything. Maybe he was just too stunned that someone liked him to even think about his next moves.

What, it wasn't like he was going to be able to pop back into his regular Dreamie life, especially because Jaemin didn't seem to be favouring him at the moment.

"You dumbass," Kunhang scolded. "No, actually, I don't think dumbass is the right word. You dumb bitch."

"I'm just... recovering? And weighting every scenario with what would happen if I started talking to Jisung again?

"Well, you'd better figure it out soon," Kun sighed. He took a bite into his apple, surprisingly not adding anything else onto his sentence. That was it for all the scolding that Chenle was going to get.

He knew the he needed to think much, much, much, much, much, much, much faster.