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fullsun_hyuck, dead_moonmin, and 12 others are activeh u a n g r e n j u n
don't plan me a
birthday party or i
swear to fucking god
i'm going to strangle
every single one of youdead_moonmin left renjun birthday party planning
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so we're planning a
birthday partyhyuck...
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oh don't sound
DISAPPOINTED chenle
you would drop
everything to bother
renjunokay true
dejun
renjun's parents like
me so i'm sure they'll
be fine with us showing
up with decorations out
of nowherekun.
plus they want the poor
boy to actually have
friends
so if all 13 of us show upandy park jisung 🫡
oh right there are a
lot of usten out of 🔟
too bad for him
the more the merrierjneo 😋
sadly he has friendswin²
alright i will participatemarklee
okay
so uh
how are we going to
do this*
"Thank's, Mr. Huang," Dejun sad sweetly to Renjun's father. "How long is Renjun going to be out?"
"You've got at least two hours. You didn't hear this from me, but my wife takes lots of time while shopping."
"Great," Kun replied before switching languages. "Okay. Lucas, Mark, Jeno, Chenle, and Jisung are on streamers and balloons, Ten, Donghyuck, Dejun and I are on the food situation, Sicheng, Jaemin, Kunhang, and Yangyang can make the presents look orderly, and that leaves Mr. Huang to deal with the cake."
"Why can we have the ca–"
"Because you'll eat it, 'Dery."
Once Kun had split the groups up, it seemed as though things would go smoothly. Well, minus the fact that Donghyuck almost set the kitchen on fire, Yangyang dropped a gift bag containing a mug, and Chenle placed two pink streams next to each other, which made Lucas start lighting into him as to why that was just bad.
After the two hours was up, the group waited with the light on in the living room. There was no point in turning it off, as Renjun would immediately know what was up. The door opened, and it was only a few moments later when Renjun walked into the living room.
"Happy bir–"
"No." Renjun turned around, but his mother was blocking the path for him to move forwards. "Mom, please, I'm not doing this."
"No, be with your friends. They put so much work into this." Mrs. Huang then looked straight at Dejun, Kunhang, and Lucas, who were all seated next to each other. "I can't believe I raised a child who bites the hand that feeds him."
The three burst out into laughter as the woman moved towards the kitchen, leaving everyone (including Renjun) curious as to what she had said. "What did she say?"
"It's not worth repeating," Lucas responded. "It was good, though."
Renjun rolled his eyes, now turning his attention to everyone else in the room. "Now, who's idea was this?"
Everyone pointed at Donghyuck.
"Woah, just because I brought it up doesn't mean it's my idea!" Donghyuck held up his hands as if to say that he was innocent. He looked at Renjun, eyes pleading. "You planted the idea's seed in my mind anyways."
"Doesn't change a thing." Renjun crossed the floor before quite literally strangling Donghyuck, his hands wrapping around the younger's neck.
"Tighter, Jun," Donghyuck moaned.
Renjun took a good six steps back, eyes simultaneously opening and closing in a way that nobody had seen before, but it looked as though he was trying to clear his mind of what Donghyuck had just said. "On second thought, I might just stab you with my cake knife."
The younger wrapped an arm around the older. "Oh, please, I'm irreplaceable."
"Okay, lovebirds," Ten spoke up, standing up from his spot on the couch (on Lucas' lap and cuddling into his side at the same time). "As Marie Antoinette once said, let them eat cake!"
As if on cue, Mr. Huang walked in with the cake. "Happy birthday, my dear boy."
"Pardon my language, but Mrs. Huang essentially called him an ungrateful bitch."
"Is that so, Dejun?" Mr. Huang raised his eyebrows, chuckling. "What an interesting insult."
"I wish I knew Cantonese," Renjun grumbled.
"Trust me, you don't."
As Renjun's dad and mom started setting up the plates and candles, Donghyuck (who had found himself beside the birthday boy) leaned in to whisper. "What are you wishing for?"
"I can't tell you, you loser."
Renjun knew exactly what he was wishing for, however. A boyfriend.
Solely because of ChenJi.
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