𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗥𝗘. ❥ chenji.

07 ; you are funny

It was Ten who brought up the next The Middle School Debate Team topic.

"Okay, hear me out."

"You guys are going to make me leave this table one day."

Sicheng glared at Chenle. "You're the only one who doesn't enjoy the queries, you know."

Yangyang nodded, shrugging. "Go ahead and leave if you're so bothered."

"Leave?" Okay, maybe he'd tolerate it. It's not like he had another table to go to, anyways. "Nevermind, just go ahead."

Ten, who was still standing at this point in time, sat down with a sly smile. "Great. So let's talk about ass hair."

"Oh my god," Dejun groaned, head in his hands.

Lucas laughed at this, nearly choking on his food. Kunhang essentially followed suit (music the choking), slamming his hand down on the table. "Okay, let's let him finish."

"Thank you. Ass hair is long and annoying to shave and hard to manage. So why don't we just braid it?"

"Not a bad idea," Kun started, "but why were you even thinking about this?"

Ten opened and closed his mouth like a fish. "Unimportant. I'm here to ask the award-winning question. Which TMSDT member would you let braid your ass hair?"

Chenle was very frustrated that today, Renjun was sitting with the Dreamies. He'd be the other sane one. Hell, even Kun was going along with today's topic. "Why is this the next question?"

"I think we can all agree that Chenle is definitely not being trusted with that task," Kunhang said.

"Not like I want to look at your asshole, asshole."

"Anyways." Lucas looked around the table, eyes landing on one specific person. "I'd probably trust Sicheng to do it."

Words of agreement resounded around the table (ignoring Chenle, who just rolled his eyes), but Sicheng merely rolled his eyes.

"Okay, sure. Personally, I'd only trust Kun."

Kun chuckled, side-eyeing Sicheng. "Well then. I'll take it, I guess."

"The things you people talk about are really concerning," Chenle sighed. "I truly wonder what goes on in your heads."

"As if you're any better," Yangyang scoffed. "You're also silly, goofy, funny, and a little messed up in the head. Hence why you're technically a part of The Middle School Debate Team."

"A member that never participates," Kunhang muttered.

Chenle rolled his eyes again. "Because have you heard the questioned you guys ask? Again, very concerning."

"Uh-huh."

"No, but really, he might have a point." Kun held a hand up. "If we're The Middle School Debate Team, then why are none of the things we talk about middle school related?"

"Well, some of them have been...?" Ten gritted his teeth. "Whatever, that's not the point. It's a name from freshman year that stuck. Let's move on and eat!"

Finally, the debates were over, and Chenle was able to disassociate from the lunchtime buzz around him.

He was already looking back over at the Dreamies table, but was a little stunned to find that Jisung was already looking in his direction. They made eye contact, and Jisung's eyes darted around for a moment before he turned his attention back to his food.

Just what had Jisung been thinking about when he looked over?

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so tmsdt started as a series on my wit, and the og members were mark, lucas, taeyong, and johnny. ten was seen as a guest, but he was in literally every episode so he was just an honorary member. he gets officially sworn in at one point, but i forget when. eric nam actually runs the podcast, but he gets sick one episode and so jackson literally BULLIES them for an episode

bm (from kard) also comes in with his water gun at some point and attacks johnny, it's a mess