Fade in to Grif screaming on the top of a cliff
Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!
Donut: Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours.
Sarge: Simmons, shut him up!
Simmons: Hey Grif, shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!
Grif: No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!
Simmons: I don't think he's even listening to us.
Grif: Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!
Sarge: Heugh.
Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooo-
Sarge: Go up there and get him Simmons.
Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooo-
Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff.
Sarge: Cancel that order, Simmons!
Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Sarge gets annoyed by this quick and decides to shot Grif.
Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.
Donut: Yes sir.
Grif: -oooooooooooooo!
Cut to the Blues back wherever they are after all this time
Tucker: And he says "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"
Tex: That's disgusting.
Sabine: Gross.
Caboose: I don't get it.
Church materializes out of thin air
Church: What. The hell. Was that.
They turn to him confused.
Caboose: Hey Church!
Tucker: Hey.
Tex: Huh?
Sabine: You okay?
Church: Isn't anybody gonna ask me, "What happened to your body, Church?"
Tex, Sabine and Tucker: What happened to your body Church.
Caboose: What happened to some... body... Church?
Church: Hell if I know. All I know is, I was sittin' there talkin' to Gary, and-
Tex: The bomb?
Church: No that's Andy, Gary is the computer.
Tex: Neh, I don't even remember most of your names half the time. Except Sabines.
Sabine: I'd say the same but I have amnesia.
Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget.
Church: Hey, can we please focus on me?
Caboose: By the way, he's Church.
Church: Yes, thank you Caboose, they know.
Caboose: He is the mean one.
Church: Thank you, Caboose.
Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking, then, when he thinks I am done talking, then he will start talking again.
Church does just that then looks at Tex, Sabine and Tucker.
Church: ... Okay. I was talking to Gary and-
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FanfictionO'Malley and Lopez escaped and something destroyed their robot armor. Sabine had another flashback and she remembers that she has a brother, that might not be alive. The red are back in blood gulch and Simmons sees a tank, that nobody believes. The...
