Fade in to some burnt-looking plains. The quest team were walking towards it.
Andy: Hey, he's been explaining to me everything we should encounter. The legend's pretty old, but the details are pretty clear.
Tucker: Listen dude, I don't care what you say, I'm not killing any monsters.
Andy: Hey, don't interrupt! It's hard enough to translate without yo-
Tucker: Oh, well, if this little quest depends on me killing stuff, we might as well just stop here.
Andy: Eh, don't be a chicken.
Tucker: I'm not chicken. I'm just... okay, I'm chicken.
Sabine: Admitting to your fear will make you braver........ Hey maybe this quest will make you brave.
Tucker: (chuckles) I wouldn't consider myself brave I just let other people do it for me.
Sabine and Tucker stare at each for awhile.
Sabine:........... Tucker that's not really a good-
Tucker: I know.
Crunchbite: Blarh? B-blar blarg.
Andy: Blargy blarg, blarg, blarg honk.
Crunchbite: Wharg hnnk!
Tucker: What's he saying?
Andy: He wanted to know what a chicken is. I told him it's this nasty little bird that humans eat. And you also eat the white things that shoot out of its butt.
Tucker: You know you could have cleaned that up a little bit.
Sabine: (shutters) a little? More like allot.
Andy: I did! They don't come out of its butt, you know!
Crunchbite: Hargh!
Andy: Heh yeah, they're pretty disgusting.
Tucker: Chickens aren't that bad.
Andy: He was talkin' about you guys. He's not a big fan. I'm not either.
Crunchbite: Hrnk.
Andy: Earth sucks.
Tucker: Hsh, Earth does not suck, Earth rules. We invented the telephone.
Sabine: Thats all you can come up with? Not trains or boats? Planes?!?
Tucker: Do those allow you to communicate to any where in the world?
Sabine:........... Uh-
Tucker: That's what I thought.
Crunchbite: Arg l largh.
Andy: He says they invented the telephone too. And they did it a thousand years before you did.
Tucker: Oh, well what'd they have to say on it, "blarg blarg honk honk?" Who the hell wants to hear that?
Sabine: Let's not tick off the alien........ again.
Crunchbite: Blarg honk.
Andy: Okay. These are the Great Burning Plains we talked about.
Sabine: (Sarcastic) Really? I obliviously couldn't see that because of the fire or the smell of burning. I thought we were in flower land.
Caboose: They don't look burning... they look burnt. Hey, I recognize this place.
Andy: Get ready. He's gonna distract the monster, and you use your heroic powers to swoop in-
Tucker: Heroic powers?
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Red vs blue and purple
FanfictionO'Malley and Lopez escaped and something destroyed their robot armor. Sabine had another flashback and she remembers that she has a brother, that might not be alive. The red are back in blood gulch and Simmons sees a tank, that nobody believes. The...
