Fade in to Church admiring the Motorcycle, the Warthog, and Sheila with a grin.
Church: Look at this Sheila, this, is a thing, of beauty, what I have here. I am amazed.
Sheila: Whatever.
Church: We have got every single vehicle in this canyon. We are unstoppable. This is- I have my own fleet. I have my own fleet of cars.
Sheila: Three vehicles and only one guy to drive them. Big deal.
Church: No the important thing is that they don't have any vehicles to... hey is there a problem here?
Sheila: Problem? Why would there be a problem?
Church: Ah-sh-e-a, I don't know. You just seem uh... you know... agitated.
Sheila: You think I'm agitated.
Church: Well uh- I- I didn't mean, well I- I didn't mean-
Sheila: No, it was your word. Agitated. You said "You sure seem agitated, Sheila." So I guess that means I'm agitated. Don't I seem agitated, Church?
Church: I'm just, I'm just saying you seem a little, upset.
Sheila: Oh- so now I'm upset. Which is it Church, am I agitated or am I upset?
Church: I don't, I mean I don't really- I could, I could go get a dictionary.
Sheila: Why would I be upset?
Church: Uh, I don't-
Sheila: Well, would you be upset if I got a bunch more blue guys to come hang around and help me?
Church: Well actually there, are, three other guys on the squad.
Sheila: Exactly. This isn't a parking lot Church, it's a team, a family. Are we just supposed to forget everything we've been through?
Church: Right, including the time that you killed me.
Sheila: How about, if I suddenly decided, I wasn't the Blue team's tank? What if today, I'm feeling just a little bit red.
Church: They're just cars, Sheila.
Sheila: I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.
Church: Hey is there like a... jealousy, setting, somewhere on you that I can you know... turn off?
Sheila: Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Cut to The Alien holding the Andy during the battle
Andy: Tucker, use the key and open the gate!
Tucker looks at him very confused.
Tucker: Key, what key? I don't have a key!
The Alien: Wharrh.
Andy: Your sword! Use the sword!
Tucker: Oh God, the sword is a key? Just when I thought this couldn't get any lamer.
Tucker strikes the hologram with the key, opening the gate to reveal a vehicle
Tucker: What is that thing?
The Alien: Blarg blarg, blarg blarrgh!
The alien drops Andy as he.
Andy: The ship!? What ship? No-one told me about a ship! Hey, come back here ya stink nugget!
The Alien: Wharg, whargh!
The Alien jumps in the ship and takes off
Random Zealot: Get them!
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