Fade in to the Blues plotting their valiant assault outside the base.
Chunchbite: Blargh blargh blargh, blargh.
Andy: Then after we cross the Burning Plains of Honka Hill, we're gonna reach the Freezing Plains of Blarganthia.
Caboose: The Burning Plains are next to the Freezing Plains? I bet there's some pretty wet plains in between.
Tucker: This is so dumb, I'm not doing this.
Church: Hey, news flash, you don't have a choice. You're the one that picked up the sword and locked it to yourself!
Tucker: I know! And I'm so used to picking up things, and not letting them get attached. ...I'm talkin' about women.
Church: I know, yes, I got it.
Sabine: You've totally never had a girlfriend before.
Tucker: S-shut up! Yes I have!
Church: Real convincing.
Tucker: Shut up! Im still not going!
Tex: Don't worry Tucker, we're not gonna send you alone.
Tucker: You're coming with me Tex?
Tex: Me? Hell no! This is the first thing you wimps have done that actually sounds dangerous.
Sabine: Don't worry I'm coming with you.
Tucker: Really?
Sabine: Yep.
Church: Im not going to by the way.
Tucker: What? Then will it be us two?
Sabine and Tucker look at Caboose who was strangely quiet.
Caboose: ...
Tucker: No freakin' way. I'm not goin' with him.
Caboose: Oh, oh, oh, I hope we meet a Cleric along the way. None of us knows how to heal.
Sabine: I know how to heal.
Caboose: Yay!
Tucker: Do not encourage him!
Alien: Blarhun?
Andy: He says he's a healer.
Caboose: Oh good. Now we have two healers!
Andy: Heh heh, not really, they eat their wounded. Heh heh heh.
Caboose: Just like chiropractors.
Sabine: I, don't think that's right.
Tucker: This is a joke, right? You're sending Caboose? What's wrong with you?
Church: What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Caboose and I took it. There's nothin' wrong with me.
Sabine: You better hope he doesn't die.
Church:.... Don't die Caboose. Oh and Sabines in charge.
Tucker: What! Why does Sabine get to be in charge?
Church: Would you rather Caboose?
Tucker: ... Touché.
Caboose: Okay, so, um, Sabine is the leader, Tucker is a fighter, uh, Crunchbite is the healer, and, I am the powerful... and intelligent, wizard. Morphumax.
Sabine: Aww, that's so cute.
Tucker: Please stop encouraging him.
Andy: What the hell does that make me?
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Red vs blue and purple
FanfictionO'Malley and Lopez escaped and something destroyed their robot armor. Sabine had another flashback and she remembers that she has a brother, that might not be alive. The red are back in blood gulch and Simmons sees a tank, that nobody believes. The...
