Red vs blue and purple

The arrival

Fade in to a wide shot of Blue Base with Church looking at Doc rolling his eyes while Sabine checked Tucker who was clutching his stomach.

Church: Uhh, I don't believe this.

Doc: It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy.

Doc holds it up to Church as he raises an eyebrow.

Church: I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds.

Doc: Yeah also that.

Church: And infectious diseases.

Doc: Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Doc starts using his medical tool. Like this green, indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.

Church glares at him.

Church: If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna freaking smash it!

Doc: And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency! My bad Church.

He shrugs as Sabine stands up.

Church: Oh, that's okay, I wasn't using it anyway.

Doc: See, these tools can be confusing sometimes. That's why doctors have to go to school for so long. Not that I'm actually a doctor, mind you.

Church: And that's never been more apparent than with this diagnosis.

Tucker stands up holding his head and looks at them.

Tucker: Uogh, my head. What diagnosis?

Doc smiles at him as Sabine backs away.

Doc: Congratulations Tucker, you're pregnant.

O'Malley: Huhahaha, yes, with bastard. Muhuhahahahahaha.

Tucker looks at Doc to Church and Sabine.

Tucker: It's not mine, I wasn't even in town that weekend.

Church: Tucker don't listen to him, he's a lunatic, man, he's got no idea what he's talkin' about.

Doc looks at him with an eyebrow raised.

Doc: Uh, you want me to go over the green light thing again?

Sabine: Uh, I'm sorry Tucker for hitting you on the head.

Tucker: Naw it's fine. If being pregnant didn't have to do with the migraine then it's fine.

Church: Your not pregnant.

Tucker: How's your arm?

Sabine: It's fine and you should know you were awake when it happened?

Tucker: Really?!? I didn't say anything weird or do anything, right?

Sabines cheeks turned pink as she looked away.

Sabine: Nothing to weird, just really awkward.

Doc: Yeah, let's not talk about it.

Caboose runs in holding "Andy's" skull

Caboose: Doctor! Help! My second best friend is dead! Fix him.

They turn to him and Church looks at him.

Church: Whoa whoa whoa, Caboose, what happened, who's dead?

Caboose: Andy! Andy's dead. Look!

Caboose shows his 'skull' and Church and Sabine grimaced at that.