Dan: i have to tell you guys something!!
Seb: what is so important that you have to tell us this late?
Kimi: bwoah...
Lando: did you and Toni adopt a baby?
Toni: no!
Lando: bwoah!! No need to get so defensive!!
Carlos: chill cariño!!
Lewis: why you texting so early?
Dan: oh right i forgot there is a time difference...
Val: really?
Dan: yeah... it's one in the night here...
Lando: and six in England!!
Lewis: and seven in the morning in Monaco!!!
Nando: now will you get to the fucking point??
Dan: right!
Kimi: get on with it!! I want to sleep!!!
Dan: max and charles share a room here...
Toni: that's because we only have two and no one wants to sleep on that uncomfy sofa!!
Seb: just get to the fucking point!!
Mick: oh no...
Lando: seb is mad...
Carlos: 🙄
Dan: yeah but they are being weird...
Kimi: bwoah aren't they always?!
Nando: tell us something new!!
Dan: and making too many noises...
Toni: 😳 too many!!
Lando: what kind of noises?
Carlos: no! I don't think I want to know!!
Seb: what noises?
Kimi: things falling?
Nando: shouting?
Yuki: breaking?
Lando: wrestling 😏?
Checo: whatever they're doing...they obviously aren't hearing us text...
Lance: where they bonks?
Toni: lots...at first...
Dan: they uhm...were shouting at each other...
Seb: about what?
Kimi: 😑 of course they're shouting at each other...
Toni: Charles got jealous...
Seb: what made him jealous?
Dan: so we went to the club...
Toni: and max was dressed in an button up and we all know to impress who!
Kimi: oh here we go again...
Dan: and because Max had dressed up for Charles...
Toni: but uhm...instead of charles flirting with Max...max got constantly hit on by random guys and girls...
Seb: and charles got jealous?
Dan: yea...and because max got swarmed by people, he was annoyed and told us he wanted to go back...
Toni: the entire walk back Charles was fuming and having a silent tantrum...
Lando: what happened next??
Seb: don't tell me they were fighting because Charles was jealous??
Toni: they were fighting at first...
Dan: until one of them slammed the other into the wall.
Kimi: bwoah...i know where this is going...
Lando: and now they having sex?
Toni: yeah...
Dan: loudly...
Lance: they're doing what??
Esteban: fucking finally!!
Charles: I wasn't jealous!!
Max: that's what you find important?
Yuki: so you two together now?
Charles: yeah...nope!
Max: 🙄 goodnight!
Kimi: charles! Swallow that fucking pride and pick up your balls and get with him! You're only hurting him!
Charles: why me? He doesn't ask me out!!
Seb: because we all know you love him and he is scared that you will say no!
Charles: 🙄 au revoir!
