80 i am stupid.

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Seb created a groupchat.
Seb added Charles.
Seb added Pierre.
Seb added Kimi.
Seb added lewis.
Seb added Nando.

Charles needs to calm down and listen.

Charles:
What the fuck is this?

Seb:
We talked to Max.

Charles:
Don't want to fucking hear it.

Lewis:
Yes you do.

Nando:
You shut up and listen to us.
Because you're a fucking idiot.

Kimi:
Bwoah...
Not the best tactic.

Pierre:
You have no idea what max is going through.
Do you?

Charles:
Don't fucking know.
Don't fucking care.

Lewis:
I think you want to know, Charles.

Seb:
Charles.
How would you feel if Max accuses you of cheating?

Charles:
Depends on if i did it or not.

Kimi:
What if Max accused you wrongfully of cheating?

Charles:
Idk.
Idc.
Max cheated, end of the story.

Nando:
Listen here you little shit.
Either you can talk to max yourself and bloody ask him what happened or we will force the information down you throat.
Am i clear?

Seb:
Is this necessary?

Lewis:
Charles, hear us out okay.

Charles:
Fine.

Seb:
We know your hurt.

Kimi:
Let's stop beating around the bush, bwoah...
What colour of lipstick does the elderly lady living next to you have?

Charles:
Red?

Nando:
What does she do out of gratitude?

Charles:
Kiss your che...
Oh no!
Don't tell me it was the elderly lady he was helping again?

Pierre:
He was, the groceries.

Charles:
No. I am such an idiot!
But the clothing?

Lewis:
Max told us his sister was babysitting the cats.

Charles:
Doesn't explain the clothing mess.

Kimi:
What happens if you leave his sister's oldest son alone near a closet?

Charles:
Your clothes are everywhere.

Kimi:
Yes.

Seb:
You know what her oldest son is allergic to right?

Charles:
Strawberries, why?

Lewis:
Her son eat one and they ended up in the hospital.
Max got home earlier then she expected.
He was cleaning up the mess.

Charles:
No! How are they?

Seb:
Good i think.
We didn't ask.
Max didn't really enjoy talking today.

Charles:
I am stupid!
Fuck!
Where is he?

Seb:
His hotel or maybe the city.
We don't know.

Charles:
Thanks guys.
I will call him.
I should have used my brain instead of my eyes only.

Kimi:
Bwoah...

Lewis:
I would say happens to all of us but i doubt it.

Nando:
Just get back together!

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