79 old ladies and messy kids.

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Seb added max.
Seb added Lando.
Seb added alex.
Seb added Pierre.
Seb added Dan.
Seb added Checo.
Seb changed the name to project answers.

Max:
Again. Really?

Kimi:
Kid.
We gave you a day to yourself.
Now we need answers.

Lando:
Why am i in this chat with the cheater?

Seb:
Because your his friend, lando.

Checo:
Besides, i told Seb that Max had done nothing but cry the last couple of days.
Hence the reason he fucked up his race this weekend.

Max:
Everyone can have an off weekend.

Kimi:
Yes even you.
But this wasn't just an off weekend.

Dan:
Please just talk to us.

Max:
Like anyone is gonna believe me.

Lando:
Of course not!
You fucking cheated!
There was lipstick on your cheek!
Woman clothing in your apartment!

Lewis:
Lando, calm down.

Lando:
No! I will bash his head in!

Kimi:
Seb, this kid needs removing.

Seb:
Silence, lando or you will not get answers.

Lando:
Fine.

Pierre:
Max?
Why was there lipstick on your cheek?

Nando:
Because we know you sister doesn't wear red lipstick.

Max:
But our elderly neighbour does.

Lando:
Iew! You slept with an elder!

Lewis:
Wtf lando.

Max:
No.
She needed help carrying her groceries up the stairs, and gave me a kiss on the cheek like a grandmother would pit of gratitude.

Dan:
Oh her!
She loves giving people cheek kisses.
Bright red lipstick.

Lewis:
Okay, that explains the lipstick.

Kimi:
Oh yeah i have seen that woman.
Very sweet and old.

Lando:
Okay, but what about the clothes??

Max:
My sister and her family were looking after our cats.
Her kids are messy and love playing with her clothes.

Lewis:
Then why didn't she clean it up?

Max:
Because she and Tom had to rush to the hospital.

Kimi:
Why?

Max:
Charles loves strawberries and I didn't know there were still a couple laying around our house.
Her oldest son eat some, having rushed to the hospital.
I got home sooner then they had expected and told them i would clean up their mess.

Seb:
Why does charles always overreact?

Max:
Because he's charles.

Kimi:
Charles said he didn't know your sister was coming by.

Max:
What?
I told him that like five times.
My sister wanted to have a vacay with her family and i told her that they could come to the dutch gp before going back to our apartment to look after our cats.

Seb:
Please speak to charles.

Lewis:
Yeah.

Pierre:
I will keep him hostage.

Max:
Like Charles will believe me.
He made me pick up my stuff and the cats before shouting never to speak to him or ever come bear him or Jules.

Seb:
He's overreacting.

Kimi:
How about we do it.
He's more likely to listen to us.
We can always show him the texts.

Seb:
Sure.

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