77 singapore mess.

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Seb:
What the fuck happened this race?

Kimi:
Singapore, that's what happened.

Alex:
I'm not sure what happened.

Charles:
I couldn't pass the stupid red bull.

Checo:
Hey! It was my red bull!

Charles:
Okay I couldn't pass the red bull.

Checo:
That's better, no need to be salty to me.

Nando:
Stupid dnfs.

Dan:
I was fifth!!

Lando:
I choked of laughing when max went straight.

Max:
I had too much downforce which made my car slide and not break. It felt like my front wheels came off the ground.

Lando:
Whatever mate.

Dan:
So you gonna explain to us why you cheated?

Max left the chat.

Kimi:
If it is not true.
He is digging his own grave right now.
It makes him look oddly suspicious.

Charles:
See! He bloody cheated on me!

Dan:
Yep. Like he really did so.

Lando:
Why would he do that to charles?

Charles:
He could have just bloody broken up with me if he didn't love me anymore!

Seb:
I will talk to him.

Alex:
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Checo won??

Checo:
Nah. I'm celebrating with my team.

Nando:
Is Max there?

Checo:
No. I think he left to Japan.

Pierre:
If Max didn't cheat then why isn't he trying to explain that to us??

Yuki:
Do you think we're gonna listen to him?
And believe his story if charles doesn't?

Dan:
Yuki's got a point.

Toni:
Uhm hello! Haven't we seen depressed Max sleeping on our couch and leave in the morning?

Dan:
Yeah but if he did nothing, then why isn't he trying tk make up with Charles??

Charles:
Hello! I'm in this bloody chat too! I can read that!
Besides! I don't fucking want him back!
Anyway why would his sister stay in our house without me knowing?
And leave a mess like that??

Dan:
Did you ask him?

Charles:
What was there to ask!
His sister wasn't there!
He had lipstick on his cheek!
And bloody cleaning up the mess!

Seb:
Any normal person would clean up a mess.

Charles:
He was fucking stuttering and hiding something from me!
He hid underwear behind him.

Dan:
I wouldn't like it either if Toni were to see my sisters underwear.

Toni:
I would be scarred for life. ☠️💀

Charles:
Right.
It hasn't been the first time that i caught him with red lipstick on his face and his sister doesn't even wear red lipstick.

Dan:
Okay, good point.
Only on special occasions.

Seb:
To think of it.
I have never seen his sister wear red lipstick before.

Lando:
I'm gonna kill him.

Kimi:
We don't know his side of the story yet.

Charles:
What side?
That he fucking cheated on me?
I fucking hate him!
I never want to bloody see his face again!

Nando:
You will see him this weekend again.

Charles:
He better fucking leave me alone!
Or i will tell the press what he did!

Seb:
Charles.
That's just mean.

Charles:
I fucking don't care!
That's fucking his problem!

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