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Chapter 2

✨ DrugsRus ✨

Sage💚✨
Y'ALL

Moon Ape 🦧
It's 3 AM

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
I'm wide tf awake

Badass Stapler 😎
I guess I'm awake too now

Genie 💜
What do u need?

Sage💚✨
I'M ADDING MY BESTIE

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
How rude *gasps in offence*

Ghostopus 🦑
I thought we were ur besties 😥

Knife Boy 🔪
I honestly dgaf

Sage💚✨
NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU DIEGO
anyways
Y'all are my besties, there's just one more
to add to the equation

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Who?

Sage💚✨
Their name is Max

Sage💚✨ added ✨simp goddess✨

✨simp goddess✨
Yo

Genie 💜
Hi!

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Hello 👋

Ghostopus 🦑
Hey 😊

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
HEYYYYYY

Moon Ape 🦧
Hi

Sage💚✨
Ok Max, fair warning
Luther and Diego are absolute dicks
Everyone else is fine
But for some reason
If u insult me, Five will come after u

✨simp goddess ✨
Who's Five?

Badass Stapler 😎
I'm Five.

✨simp goddess✨
Ok

Sage💚✨
Don't underestimate him
He held a gun to his brother's head bc
he called me a bitch 💀

✨simp goddess ✨
I-
Dayum ok

Knife Boy 🔪
Yeah
Wasn't too fond of that

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
HI I'M KLAUS

Sage💚✨
This man is high as a kite 99% of the day

Moon Ape 🦧
Not hard to guess 🙄

Sage💚✨
Fuck you too Luther
Ok anyway
Ben is dead, but somehow able to text
Don't ask, idk how

Ghostopus 🦑
Hi I'm Ben 😌

✨simp goddess ✨
Sup cool ghost dude

Moon Go Boom 🎻
I'm Vanya 😃

Sage💚✨
Yes!
Vanya is a pro at violin
And she blew up the fuckin moon