✨ DrugsRus ✨
Sage💚✨
I am not a violent person
Moon Ape 🦧
I beg to differ
Knife Boy 🔪
Dude, don't
Five'll kill u
Sage💚✨
But if you hand me your baby
And it starts projectile vomiting all over me
Badass Stapler 😎
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Moon Go Boom 🎻
That took an unexpected turn
✨simp goddess ✨
Shhhh let them finish
Sage💚✨
I WILL THROW THAT THING
Genie 💜
Ok I'm hiding Claire
Badass Stapler 😎
I would throw it too
Moon Ape 🦧
Says the child that got blackout drunk
and almost threw up on me.
Knife Boy 🔪
I remember that
Ghostopus 🦑
*Sips tea tentatively*
Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
*Sips tea tentatively*
Sage💚✨
Like-
Ok, your child is going to fucking space
Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
I agree
Moon Go Boom 🎻
I'll remember to hide my kids if I have any
Sage💚✨
Luther and Allison might have a couple-
Badass Stapler 😎
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Genie 💜I'm going to bed
Ghostopus 🦑
Miss Gurly it's noon-
YOU ARE READING
The Umbrella Academy Groupchat
RandomThe Hargreeves and I in some weird ass scenarios over text that I think would happen WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEYYYY
