Chapter 9

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✨ DrugsRus ✨

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
I'm having a tea party 😌💅🏻✨
Who's coming

✨simp goddess ✨
I'll be there if there's gonna be
caffeine

Sage💚✨
I'm omw

Genie 💜
I have nothing better to do

Knife Boy 🔪
Yeah whatever

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
I love tea parties

Ghostopus 🦑
I'll obvi be there 💅🏻

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Can't, sorry

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY
TEA PARTY?

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Uh-

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
VANYA, I MADE BISCUITS!

Sage💚✨
I got a message from an unknown number
It says:
We have your boyfriend

Genie 💜
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
DAMNNNN
WHO IS IT

Sage💚✨
That's the weird part
I don't have a boyfriend

✨simp goddess ✨
Tell them that then, dumbass!

Sage💚✨
I JUST DID!
They're typing.
OMG
They said:
Then who just spat on us and
yelled Get Fucked Furries while
rolling past on light up heelies


Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Wtf

Ghostopus 🦑
Omg

Sage💚✨
THEY HAVE FIVE-

Knife Boy 🔪
Let them

Sage💚✨
NO WTF
I'M NOT LEAVING HIM WITH THEM
NOT UNLESS YOU WANNA PAY A VISIT
TO YOUR DETECTIVE FUCKBUDDY

✨simp goddess ✨
GO OFF 🤪

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
YUSSSSSS BESTIE 😌

Knife Boy 🔪

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Moon Go Boom 🎻
Oops

Sage💚✨
He deserved it 😌💅🏻

Genie 💜

Moon Go Boom 🎻How are we gonna find him?

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Moon Go Boom 🎻
How are we gonna find him?

Sage 💚✨
I have an idea

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
DID YOU JUST-

Ghostopus 🦑
They did 😭

Genie 💜
Did I just hear you scream
"PEANUT BUTTER AND MARSHMALLOW
SUCKS!" ?

Sage💚✨
Yep
Ah look who's at my doorstep

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
You still alive?

Badass Stapler 😎
Yes
They are
They told me what their intentions were
And I think it was very sweet of them to
try and find me
But the method wasn't ideal

Sage💚✨
It worked tho

✨simp goddess ✨
Get Fucked Furries, huh?

Genie 💜
Light up heelies?

Sage💚✨
It's a lifestyle 🙄💅🏻✨

Badass Stapler 😎
They're right 🙄💅🏻✨

Sage💚✨
PURRR

Badass Stapler 😎
YUHHHHHH

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Stop what are u doing to him-

Ghostopus 🦑
Look what you did to me 🤨

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
I don't like any of you

✨simp goddess ✨
We don't like you either
Hence why u were on the moon for
4 years


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Badass Stapler 😎
That sucks

Sage💚✨
No it doesn't

Badass Stapler 😎
True true

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