✨ DrugsRus ✨
Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
I'm having a tea party 😌💅🏻✨
Who's coming✨simp goddess ✨
I'll be there if there's gonna be
caffeineSage💚✨
I'm omwGenie 💜
I have nothing better to doKnife Boy 🔪
Yeah whateverMusclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
I love tea partiesGhostopus 🦑
I'll obvi be there 💅🏻Moon Go Boom 🎻
Can't, sorryDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY
TEA PARTY?Moon Go Boom 🎻
Uh-Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
VANYA, I MADE BISCUITS!Sage💚✨
I got a message from an unknown number
It says:
We have your boyfriendGenie 💜
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
DAMNNNN
WHO IS ITSage💚✨
That's the weird part
I don't have a boyfriend✨simp goddess ✨
Tell them that then, dumbass!Sage💚✨
I JUST DID!
They're typing.
OMG
They said:
Then who just spat on us and
yelled Get Fucked Furries while
rolling past on light up heelies
Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
WtfGhostopus 🦑
OmgSage💚✨
THEY HAVE FIVE-Knife Boy 🔪
Let themSage💚✨
NO WTF
I'M NOT LEAVING HIM WITH THEM
NOT UNLESS YOU WANNA PAY A VISIT
TO YOUR DETECTIVE FUCKBUDDY✨simp goddess ✨
GO OFF 🤪Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
YUSSSSSS BESTIE 😌Knife Boy 🔪
Knife Boy 🔪 has left the chat
Moon Go Boom 🎻
OopsSage💚✨
He deserved it 😌💅🏻Genie 💜
Moon Go Boom 🎻
How are we gonna find him?Sage 💚✨
I have an ideaDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
DID YOU JUST-Ghostopus 🦑
They did 😭Genie 💜
Did I just hear you scream
"PEANUT BUTTER AND MARSHMALLOW
SUCKS!" ?Sage💚✨
Yep
Ah look who's at my doorstepDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
You still alive?Badass Stapler 😎
Yes
They are
They told me what their intentions were
And I think it was very sweet of them to
try and find me
But the method wasn't idealSage💚✨
It worked tho✨simp goddess ✨
Get Fucked Furries, huh?Genie 💜
Light up heelies?Sage💚✨
It's a lifestyle 🙄💅🏻✨Badass Stapler 😎
They're right 🙄💅🏻✨Sage💚✨
PURRRBadass Stapler 😎
YUHHHHHHDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
Stop what are u doing to him-Ghostopus 🦑
Look what you did to me 🤨Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
I don't like any of you✨simp goddess ✨
We don't like you either
Hence why u were on the moon for
4 years
Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻 has left the chat
Badass Stapler 😎
That sucksSage💚✨
No it doesn'tBadass Stapler 😎
True trueEveryone has left the chat
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