✨ DrugsRus ✨
Sage💚✨
HeyDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
Something's wrong
It's not your usual "HEY HOES" or
"SUP WHORES" or "HEY BITCHES"Badass Stapler 😎
Shut up
They aren't feeling too good today✨simp goddess ✨
Sorry Klaus
But I agree with FiveGhostopus 🦑
☕☕Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
Stop blowing up my phone with this
shitCrabby McStabby 🔪
Shut the hell up Luther
I will yeet you to back to the moonSage💚✨
Thank you Diego 😌Moon Go Boom 🎻
What's up?Sage💚✨
My brain isn't being very nice today 😤Genie 💜
It happens
Need anythingSage💚✨
Not really
Five's hugs are niceBadass Stapler 😎
Bet
I'll be there in like a half second✨simp goddess ✨
Completely irrelevant, but Five's face is
a meme sometimesSage💚✨
Sometimes yea
Like thisBadass Stapler 😎
I agreeSage💚✨
Oh this one tooMoon Go Boom 🎻
YESCrabby McStabby 🔪
Definitely
But Luther beats him
He's a walking memeSage💚✨
Dude you're becoming more and more relatable
Did Klaus talk you out of being an assCrabby McStabby 🔪
No
Am I not allowed to be nice?
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