The WHOLE class failed... ~ Glorious Isle Skit (Cuss Warning)

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*Inside a New York classroom, the entire class is talking loudly as the teacher walks in, looking very upset as the student continue their chatter*


Dusk: Face it, Five! You've got lovesick written all over your face!

Five: You have no idea what you're talking about sis!


Teacher: *softly* When the teacher enters the room...


*The students continue talking, paying no attention to the teacher*


Teacher: CAN Y'ALL SHUT THE HELL UP?! *The room goes silent* GODDAMN! ALL YOU KIDS DO IS TALK! AND YOU ALL TALK LIKE ALL YOU PASSED MY TEST LAST FRIDAY! THE HIGHEST GRADE WAS A 58!


Five: *softly* Damn.


Teacher: HIGHEST! And I'll be damned to lose my motherf**king job BECAUSE Y'ALL IDIOTS WANNA TALK! HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LOOK AT WHAT'S ON THE BOARD?!


Duncan: Ma'am, there isn't anything on the board.


Teacher: *scoffs* Okay... when I start passing these grades out, I might as well put the people on the spot with the lowest grades! Which were the twins!


Dusk & Five: What?!


Teacher: Dusk & Five, you both got a 22?!


Deku: Damn guys...


Dusk We got 22s?


Teacher: WELL, YOUR THE ONLY SET OF TWINS IN THIS CLASS, YOU DUMBASSES!


Five: Ma'am, I know your disappointed, but do not disrespect me and my sister!


Teacher: Oh no, you two aren't the only ones who are dumb! This whole class is! I'm just saying if there was a tier, you guys would be at the lowest! Serena, be a dear and pass these papers out, Miss 45%!


Dusk: *Glances over at Five with red in her eyes* Brother, this woman better pray that I don't lose my mind on her...

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