PJO/HoO Headcanons

Percy Headcanons

-he loves blue food but hates blueberries. When he was little he had a really bad one that was sour af and they're squishy "and not even blue inside" so he doesn't like em

-he's got a strange fascination, he and Annabeth play a game of seeing who can name more fish v.s. historical monuments

-he likes calling people fish

- "JASON YOU'RE ACTING LIKE AN AMPHIPRIONINAE"

- "WHAT THE HADES DOES THAT MEAN?!"

-percy loves hammocks, they're calming to relax in as he listens to musicor the lake at night and he feels asleep curled up like a baby

-any other time he falls asleep, he's got his limbs everywhere though and 100% kicks everyone next to him

-he's got really really insane baby fever he loves kids

-if someone asks to cook those Sally Jackson specialty dishes with him he'll get emotional

-LOVES LOVES LOVES CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES and he’s super particular about chewy vs chunky vs crunchy and the dough to chocolate ratio and he’s got a theory on how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie so please offer to listen to him about that

- prefers to use :) ;) :3 -_- :D :p rather than emojis

- If he passes by a park he’ll almost always end up playing knights with the kids and he’ll be king of the castle and they all have to fight him

- Pepsi > Cola

- loves all the gummy sharks and dolphins and gummy worms and just yes

- despises peach rings with a passion

- loves asking random questions of his friends like “if you could be a tree, what tree would you be?” “If you woke up and had like the face any animal what would you take?”

- and Annabeth is like “are you serious” but him and Leo almost always have the same answers like “A SHARK!” “RIGHT? THATS WHAT I SAID!” and him and Jason have different answers and will debate for hours over redwood vs Christmas tree.

- “ITS A PINE TREE!”

- Percy: CHRISTMAS TREE