Just a Last Of Us fanfic

Joel needs a car

(Joel, Bill, Blake, and Ellie exit a building and shut the door behind them)

Bill: We have to cross to the other building. Up the stairs, lets move it. Can't believe you agreed to this bullshit, Bill. What you shoulda done was just left them back there

Blake: You weren't kidding about this guy

Joel: Yeah, he's one of a kind

Bill: So what kind of trouble are you in? And where the hell's Tess?

Joel: It's a job. A simple drop off

Bill: What are you delivering?

Blake: The child

Bill: That little brat?

Ellie: Haha. Fuck you too

(Bill chuckles)

Bill: I hope you know what you're doing

Ellie: Are you kidding me with this guy?

Blake: Where we headed, Bill?

Bill: My other safehouse, kid. It's more of an armory

Ellie: I thought we were gonna fix up a car

Bill: We? You know how to fix a car?

Ellie: (Squeezes her fists and tries to look angry)

Bill: It's like I said. What I need is on the other side of town. Now that side, I don't ever go because it's filled with infected. So, we're gonna need more firepower

(Everyone hears an infected inside the building they're in)

Blake: I hear one inside the building

Bill: Oh, right. I've been meaning to take care of that. And you didn't answer my question about Tess. I mean I thought the three of you were inseparable

Blake: She's busy with another job

Bill: Yeah, sure. "Busy"

(Bill decapitates an infected with his machete)

Bill: Sounds to me like Joel has trouble in paradise

Joel: Something like that

(Joel, Bill, Blake, and Ellie head out a door and go out onto the street with a bunch of abandoned cars)

Ellie: So... why didn't you fix up one of these cars?

Bill: Oh my god! You're a genius! I mean this whole time, why on earth hadn't I ever thought of fixing one of these cars?!

Ellie: Ok, don't be a dick

Bill: Their tires are rotted and flat, and their batteries are dead. Not to mention the gas shortage. Can't even begin to think about what the inside of the engine block looks like

Ellie: Are you done?

Bill: The only ones making new car batteries now are the military

(Everyone takes a listen, and they hear rapid footsteps)

Ellie: Infected!

Bill: Ah shit. Lock and load!

(A bunch of infected come running in, and Ellie nails one in the head with her bow)

(Joel, Blake, and Bill draw their pistols and open fire on the incoming infected, blasting through the horde)

(When Joel runs out of ammo for his pistol, he switches to his assault rifle, setting it to burst. He tears through the infected like paper, but runs out of bullets)