Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras

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Shadow: Stop failing.
Tails: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Tails: *Succeeds*
Tails: Dang it!

Amy: Silver, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Silver: Raise the dead.
Amy: And what did you do?
Silver: Raise the dead.

Sonic: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Infinite: ....
Gadget: .....
Charmy: ......
Shadow: ..Who?
Sonic: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Shadow*

Blaze & Charmy: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Blaze: We need an adult!
Charmy: Miss Blaze, you are an adult!
Blaze: We need an adultier adult! Get Espio!

Infinite: You might not know this, Neo, but I am a flawed person.
Neo Metal: I do know that.

*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Amy: So how do you know the host?
Rouge: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Espio: That BITCH!
Vector: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Knuckles: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Infinite: They stole a baconator!
Espio: That BITCH!
Amy: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

Surge: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Kit: Starline, probably.

Knuckles: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

Charmy: You're smiling. What happened?
Shadow: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Vector: Silver tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Espio: Vector, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Vector: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

Neo Metal: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Blaze: Apparently, we're not.

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Kit: Would never stab anyone.
Gadget: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Neo Metal: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Cream: Would stab without warning.
Shadow: Would stab as a warning.

Surge: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Kit: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

Blaze: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Charmy: Yeah-
Neo Metal: *kicks in the door*

Knuckles: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Shadow, to Silver: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

Rouge: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?

Knuckles: Rouge...
Rouge: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

Starline, texting: Answer your phone
Surge, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Starline: Understood
Starline, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Surge.

Sonic: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Rouge: How so?
Sonic: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Surge: *sees Neo Metal and Sonic together*
Surge: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Silver: You mean... you ship them?