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I'M BACK AND I HAVE BEEN 100% SONIC FRONTIERS AND WATCHING PUSS IN BOOTS I FEEL GREAT
Sage: May I inquire; how did you break your leg?
Sonic: Do you see those porch stairs?
Sage: Yes.
Sonic: I didn't.
Sticks: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Sage: I do not think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
Sticks: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
Cream, throwing a Poké Ball at Sonic: Mr. Sonic, I choose you!
Sonic, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra Ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
Shadow: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Knuckles: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Amy: But your way is sheer force!
Knuckles: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.
Sonic: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Knuckles: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
Knuckles: May luck (and this picture of Sticks eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Lanolin: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Tails: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Knuckles: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Sage: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Knuckles: *flips the board*
Silver: What am I supposed to do?
Sticks: If I were you? I'd try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.
Silver: I'm an atheist.
Sticks: Then just get ready to die I guess.
Tangle: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Omega: They do.
Shadow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Sonic: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Shadow: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Sage: Underestimate me. That will be fun.
Sage: Are we to tell her?
Sonic: Just give her a minute.
Sticks: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
Shadow: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just fakers.
Rouge: Shadow, for the last time, we're at a funeral.
Knuckles: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Sonic: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
Sally: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill a god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
Knuckles: Hey, do you know the password to Rouge's computer?
Omega: Fuck you, Knuckles.
Knuckles: Hey!!
Omega: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouKnuckles".
Knuckles: No numbers? I don't think that's safe.
Tangle: Oh god, he texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Sally. He's mad at you.
Sally: No, it's Tails. He's just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Tails: And then I used a period so she'd know that I'm mad at her.
Whisper: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Tails: I stand by my choice.
Rouge: Wow, did you hear that voice crack?
Tails: That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.
Sonic: Rouge! This soup is flaccid!
Rouge: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!
Sage: I enjoy wearing oversized sweaters. Not only because they are quite comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I am allowed to flop them around and hit people.
Sticks: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
Sticks: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras
HumorIncorrect Quotes and Extras revolving around fanon and canon StH characters from everywhere! Includes crack and everything in-between.
