Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras

shipping at the speed of sound

A/N: I just noticed that the quotes including Cream, Cosmo and Tails may have sexual innuendos (I filtered out the more explicit stuff), so I just wanna say, all characters here are age-appropriate and I'm sorry, I just wanted to include Tails again, he's my favorite boi.

Espio: *about Blaze and Tangle* They make a cute couple, huh?
Whisper: They certainly are standing next to each other.

Amy: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Amy: Silver is still mad about it, but me and Sonic were drunk and thought it was funny.

Silver: I didn't drink that much last night.
Gadget: You were flirting with Amy.
Silver: So what? She's my partner.
Gadget: You asked if she was single.
Gadget: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

Silver: Did you take out Sonic as I requested?
Shadow: Sonic has been taken out, yes.
Silver: You have my grat-
Shadow: It was a great restaurant.
Shadow: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Shadow: Sonic proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

Gadget: Pros and cons of dating me.
Gadget: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Gadget: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Knuckles: This date is boring!
Espio: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Knuckles: Then why did you invite me?
Espio: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Espio I'll do whatever I want!

Silver: *yawns*
Sonic: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Silver: Then you must be exhuasted.
Espio: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Blaze: Are you trying to seduce me?
Silver: Why, are you seducible?

Knuckles: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Espio: Do not do that.
Knuckles: You won't even notice!
Silver, entering: Knuckles, you wanted to see me again?
Knuckles: Espio's single
Espio:

Knuckles: Why is Infinite crying on the floor?
Blaze: He's drunk.
Knuckles: And?
Blaze: He saw a picture of Sonic's spouse.
Knuckles: But he's Sonic's spouse.
Blaze: I know.

Shadow: And now for a gay update with Silver and Knuckles.
Sonic: Getting gayer.
Shadow: Thank you, Sonic.

Blaze: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Silver: I'm "a couple of things".
Whisper: I'm "got distracted".

Shadow: Where are you going?
Sonic: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Shadow: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Mephiles, knowing full well that Shadow got Sonic an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Blaze: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Amy: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Blaze: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Amy: Is it working?